I'm impatient af and just want to write, Gaara got the most comments soo, Gaara it is. Sorry if the person you wanted wasn't picked.

Miyako's POV

WOAH. I was early today. I got there before Kakashi. I know, I know, wow, amazing. Don't need to tell me twice. Tension is really high between Naruto and Sasuke. It's annoying. Because now I have to talk to Sakura. Wait, you actually thought I'd talk to Sakura willingly? Cute. Seriously, where is Kakashi?

 "Hey guys! Good morning, sorry I'm late. Afraid I got lost on the path of life."  Kakashi said almost as if he was only three minutes late. Annoying. Sakura and Naru shouted very loudly, my ears hurt. I looked at Kakashi, a scowl on my face. I asked him a very simple question, "What bull crap. You think I wanted to be sat here for hours waiting for your sorry butt? The answer is no, no I do not!" He scratched his neck and smiled? I think.

My statement was forgotten and Naruto took the limelight. He rambled about no more beginner missions, he jinxed it. He also was dropped as a child, off a fifty foot building, because he comes up with some weird day dreams. But, he really jinxed it, we picked weeds, WEEDS! Do you know how boring that is? Do you? No, you really don't. 

Then we were picking up garbage, in a lake. Can you find anything more depressing, one month ago I was going on S-Rank missions, now here I am doing stuff I didn't even do when I was five, because I was still doing harder stuff. Naru is trying to beat Duckbutt, he's failing - and falling. Luckily for him, Duckbutt saved him from falling off (the irony is real). Me however was to busy glaring at Kakashi to see this log floating at me, so I tripped and fell face flat. I could hear Sakura laughing at me, evil human being. Ugly, stupid, annoying, useless twerp. I like useless twerp, that's her nickname now, whether she likes it or not. I was in shallow water so I just stood bad up, and glared, again.  At least the other two didn't notice and Kakashi is reading whatever he's reading. Embarrassment avoided. 

After that, dog walking. The dog I was walking was so cute and fluffy it was quite big, but not as big as Naruto's  I just wanna cuddle it (mine, not the ugly one) . Now you know Naru, he picked the biggest dog. The dog walked him. Duckbutt uses his normal insult of "What a loser." and Useless Twerp goes on about the dog, then I'm there playing with my dog. Wait, can Sasuke even say more than three words? Must find out. The dog and Naru went into booby trapped area. Like it was even on a sign, which is quite stupid, like why would you let people know there were traps there and couldn't they pick a less humours name? 

I departed from my squad after so, so many pointless missions, and went into a store to go get choco-robots. I'm craving them, although I always am. I walked into the familiar store, I'm a regular now. 

They had none. NONE! No chocolate robots. Breathe Miyako, breathe. I went to go meditate on a tree, a random tree, by a fence. 

Clear your mind.

I know how to meditate, shut up.

Well obviously you don't cause I can tell you're thinking about chocolate robots.

Shut. Up. I can't clear my mind cause you keep interrupting me.

Hmph...

I began to meditate. My meditation was interrupted by screaming.

Wasn't me.

I never said it was! I opened my eyes slightly and saw Konohamaru. What's happening? He was on the floor and two people loomed over him, a girl and a guy? Mavis, he's wearing more make up than me.

Not hard.

Shut UP! I heard more foot steps and saw Sakura, Naruto, Moegi (A/N: Babay!) and Udon. Not involved. I went back to meditating. I'm mad my chocolate is not there. I was interrupted, AGAIN by Naru shouting, "Konohamaru!" I opened my eyes, the make-up guy was holding him. He said, "So does this hurt punk?" This guy, I swear to Mavis. The girl looked worried, "Put him down Kankuro, or you know you'll pay for it later." Mkay, so his name's Kankuro. Got to admit, they've got my attention.

MEDITATE!

SHUT UP! I'm over it. I'll find somewhere else to get chocolate robots. "Hey, I'm sorry, the whole thing was my fault." Useless Twerp interrupted. "You better take your hands off him right now!" Naru commanded. I saw Kankuro look at Naru's headband. "We've got a few minuets before he gets here, lets mess with these punks, huh?" Who's he, I'm really curious now. I wish I had popcorn.

You do. You always do.

Oh yeah, I carry some in my bag, just for occasions like these, thanks.  munched at the popcorn. Mm, this is really good popcorn. I'm surprised they haven't noticed me. "Let go of me you jerk." Konohamaru breathed out while kicking Kankuro. "You're feisty, but not for long." Kankuro said, extremely cocky isn't he. He pulled tighter on Konoahmaru's scarf. I'm curious, what's he going to do if he kills him, that will spark a war, after all he's from the sand? I'm not sure I was barely listening when someone told about the nations. 

Naru got mad, he shouted, "Put him down!" and charged at them. The guy moved his fingers slightly, and in return Naru fell. I grabbed some more popcorn, things are getting good. "What the, what was that?" Naruto questioned. "Your a leaf genin too, looks like your village is full of wimps." Kankuro said. What did he just say. He's asking for it. I'll kick him so hard he'll need make up.

Now listen to me and MEDITATE!

Will that shut you up?

Yes.

I began to meditate again. "Eh Konohamaru." Naru said, then Moegi said, "Konohamaru." I ship it. Then Udon said his name too. "Hey, cut it out, it hurts." Konohamaru squealed. I stopped meditating and opened my eyes. Kankuro had tightened his grip. Naruto threatened him again. Should I intervene?

No, just eat the popcorn.

Works for me. I ate some more popcorn. Sakura strangled Naru. Kankuro called them all annoying and went on about how he doesn't like runts or scrawny things and when some weakling shots his mouth he wants to break him in half. Mavis, if he wanted to do that, he would have like ten minuets ago. Udon and Moegi were crying, it's cute for Moegi not Udon, he'll never be cute. Sakura and Naruto looked shocked, isn't Useless Twerp supposed to be smart? "Hah, fine, I'm not involved in any of this, ok?" The girl said. "First I'll take care of this little squirt then I'll waste the other one." Kankuro boldly stated. This guy can talk serious bull. He went to go punch Konohamaru, and as I was about to help, someone else intervened. I grabbed the popcorn again, it's getting good. 

Duckbutt had thrown a rock at Kankuro's wrist, intriguing. I looked up. Sasuke was being even more narcissistic than normal, he was throwing a rock in his hand. "You're a long way from home, and you're way out of your league." Sasuke stated, oh that's pure gold coming from him. WAIT, he said thirteen words. Woah! 

No one had noticed me yet, even though Sasuke was on the tree I was sat on. "Sasuke!" Useless Twerp exclaimed, obviously happy.  The girl was blushing, you're kidding me. Konohamaru ran back to Naruto. "Oh great, another wimp to tick me off." Kankuro said, I relate with him on this one thing. I ate some more popcorn. Duckbutt clutched the rock he was holding and said, "Get lost." then he unclenched his hand and he'd crushed the rock to powder. Don't mess strong man Sasuke, I'm shaking. Then Moegi and Sakura looked love struck, "So cool!" Sakura shouted. Even Moegi. This plague, it's spreading. Even Udon looked impressed. "How come you're not cool like that?" Konohamaru asked Naru who was bashing his fingers into each other. "Huh, what do you mean I could have taken that guy out in two seconds flat." Naru said while going onto Konohamaru's level. Then Naru looked mad.

"Hey punk, get down here., Kankuro said, oh Mavis, if these two combined their ego's they'd be unstoppable. "you're the pesky kind of snot I hate the most, all attitude and nothing to back him up." That's a lie, he has his unwavering narcissism. Ribbons waved in the air as the girl asked, "What, you're going to use The Crow for this?" The Crow, the what now? She looked shocked. On The Crow was, hair? 

"Kankuro, back off." Someone commanded. Is that the he, the he they seem to fear? I looked next to me and this guy 'The He' was upside down. I stifled a laugh. He's upside down.

What's funny about that?

I'm not sure, it just is. "You're an embarrassment to our village." he continued. I grabbed the last bit of popcorn I had left. Everyone looked shocked. "Hey Gaara." Kankuro said, scared? What can he, Gaara, do? Sasuke looked shocked and annoyed. I decided now would be a good time to be alive. I stood up and dusted off the popcorn, everyone looked at me. "Well, as amusing as that was, I'm out of popcorn and cares to give for this. If I can give some advice, it would be better threats on both sides. I mean if you guys travelled all this way and they were the first genin you've seen means you just got here. With that, you wouldn't travel all this way to harm villagers and then get kicked out and not be able to do what you wanted to do." I paused for a minute and coughed then continued, " Also Kankuro? If you wanted to snap him in half you would of done it ages ago. Sasuke your way out league comment honestly way pure gold coming from you. Oh on the subject of Sasuke, what is it? Why? Even Moegi like seriously I don't get it, what's so good about him, all I see is a duck arse. I'm done. Bai." I waved and walked away whistling a tune that came into my head. Why do I always give a speech?

Third Person POV

They all watched her retreating figure. Then Gaara repeated himself, "You're an embarrassment to our village, have you forgotten the reason we came all the way out here?" Kankuro stumbled a little, "No, I- I mean they challenged us. Huh, I mean they started the whole thing r-really. See here's what happened-" he was cut off by Garra, "Shut up," Kankuro looked scared. Miyako listened in on everything from behind a building (she turned back), she was interested in what was happening and instantly thought about the amount of times she had said shut up in that day, the answer was a lot. "or I'll kill you." Gaara finished. "Hah, right, I'll-I was totally out of line. I'm sorry Gaara, I was totally out of line." Kankuro stuttered. 'Mavis, he's petrified of Gaara.' Miyako thought to herself. Gaara turned to the leaf genin, "I'm sorry for any trouble he caused." Gaara apologised. 'This guy has an evil look in his eye.' Sasuke thought. 'This guy stopped Kankuro with a pebble, and made it look easy. This guy is some to keep an eye on, and that girl.' Gaara thought. 'You know that Gaara guy has really nice eyes and so does the girl.' Miyako thought. 

Sand surrounded Gaara and he was transported next to the other two sand genin. "Lets go. We didn't come here to play games." Gaara told them.  "A-alright sure, I get it." Kankuro replied. "Hold on. Hey!" Sakura intervened. "What?" The girl (Temari) asked. "I can tell from your head band you come from the village hidden in the sand. Of course the land or fire and the land of wind are allies, but no shinbone can enter another without permission. So state your purpose, and it better be good." Sakura said. Miyako chuckled, now she's acting fearless, she was also happy because she was right when she said they were from the sand. "Really? Have you guys all been living under a rock or something, or what? You don't know what's going on, do you? We have permission. Of course you're correct, we are hidden sand genin, our home is the land of the wind and we're here for the Chunin exams. Get the picture?" Temari explained. "Chunin exams? What's that?" Naruto asked, oblivious as always. "Well I've never heard of any Chunin exams, believe it." She chuckled, " I believe it alright, that you're totally clueless." Konohamaru spoke next, "Hey boss, those are the exams every genin has to take to become a chunin." Naruto then got excited, "Oh, well why didn't you say so, I'm so there." Gaara sighed at him. They began to walk away, but Sasuke jumped down from the tree, "Hey you, identify yourself." he ordered. "Hm, me?" Temari asked. Sasuke responded, "No him, the guy with the gourd on his back." he pointed as well. "My name is Gaara of the desert, I'm curious about you too, who are you?" Gaara asked back. "I am Sasuke Uchiha." the smirk was ever present as he replied. Naruto asked if they wanted to know his name, no one did.

Later that day, Kakashi told them he had nominated the four for the chunin exams. Sakura got scared. All four knew something was going to happen during the chunin exams...

Hey, I'm so tired. Like literally it's 08:30 pm. Sleep sounds so good right now. Have a good day or night. toodles.