Third Person POV

All genin stared at the sight in front of them, the sound ninja had attacked Kabuto only using sound, the lenses of his glasses shattering during the attack. Before Kabuto could even try to retaliate, Ibiki, head of torture and interrogation, so a man not many people would challenge, appeared. A scar running across his nose and his ninja head band covering what the genin could only assume was his bald head.

All genin sat in the test room, after the whole Kabuto glasses fiasco Ibiki "kindly" explained how harming other participants would result in disqualification. They had only just been told the rules, don't get caught cheating. The rules were vague and practically non-existent, but most of the room caught onto the real purpose of the test, cheat. Our protagonist was completely and utterly confused. Why did they lie? She wonder why all Jounin liked to do these secret agendas to their tests, teamwork with Kakashi, now cheating with Ibiki. Nether the less she understood the goal, just not how to get there. Naruto of the hand was sweating enough buckets to fill the ocean. Miyako was fortunate enough to be a couple rows behind him so she could watch his melt down, like a true friend would. 

Couple goals. Two simple words that explained something Miyako could only describe as magical. Of course this exchange wasn't happening to her but, she shipped Naruto and Hinata so much she felt like a proud mother. Those two were her favourite ship, followed closely by Romeo and Wendy. She could never understand how those two weren't together, every time her answer was that they're dunces. Back to the topic of what made her fan girl to an extreme no one has before. The cute moment of Hinata offering Naruto her answers to the test was cut off by both a kunai and an ear piercing screech that people couldn't tell if it was out of pain, or love. The people who knew her knew it was the latter. 

"You with the grey hair." Ibiki said. Miayko ignored this assuming it wasn't meant for her. "Hey! You with the grey hair who just let out a perfect impression of a pig choking on its own foot." He demand, his tone becoming more malicious as the sentence went. Miyako knew she let out the squeal and he was talking to her, so she answered him ever so politely, "What?" He signalled to the door. Now Naoki and Aina worried that her idiocy would get them removed from the exams, they hoped not, otherwise she may suddenly becoming a missing person.

Miyako's POV

Scarface must be blind. I have silver/debatably white hair, not grey. I'm not 78. Now Kabuto's greasy ass has grey hair, not me. Understanding he wished to talk to me, I awkwardly scotched past everyone on my row. I bounced down the stairs and out the doors. "Do you know who I am?" He asked obviously pissed. Oh Mavis please tell me he's not a pedo who is going to make me some weird slave for his gross illegal obsession. Either I said that out loud, or he's mind reader because somehow, somehow he looked even more mad. I messed up. I definitely messed up. I'm going to die a virgin, oh Mavis, I'm going to die a boyfriend virgin and virgin of pretty much everything.  Oh what the freak dude, this is not ok. Hyperventilation! If I do that I'll find it hard to breathe and hopefully die and a less painful and slow death than one he'd give me. So I took my own advice and laid on the floor, hands on my temples and heavily breathing.

"Do you have mental issues kid?" Scarface asked still annoyed. I stopped my plan for death and sat cross legged, shaking my head. "Then stop acting like it, one more weird action, or snarky comment and I will make sure my fancies of giving you a very painful slow death are achieved, got it?" I nodded, my face pretty much blank from fear. I should just not speak. I don't want to die yet. I walked back to my seat, receiving a few confused looks. Luckily I had a plan to be able to pass this, I had brought my test paper out with me so on my way back I could swap it with someone who had finished, so I did just that.

Just as I was about to sit down, something crumbled on my desk. I sat down and saw that tiny grains of sand were on my desk, was what ever that thing I saw sand? Wait who the hell's sand thingy was that. I craned my neck around the whole room, looking for something suspicious, nothing, only Sasuke glaring at me. But then again him glaring is normal, especially at me. 

The remaining minuets before the final question were boring to say the least. When the time finally finished, Scarface went on about how if we left now, we could retake the test in the future, but if we take the question and fail, our chances of ever progressing about Genin would be futile. I figured it was the same as the don't feed Naruto thing, a hoax to make the weak be weeded out. 

I almost had a heart attack, when the familiar hand of Naru rose to the air, he was giving up? No, this is Naru we are talking about, he's gonna give us a speech about how he's not gonna give up.

Yup, that happened, pretty much exactly how I thought it would happen as well. He upraised the sports of everyone else, so no other people were opting out of the last question. And Naru wouldn't give up just because the abuse he would have thrown at him in the face by Sasuke. 

So the tenth question was a load of hooey, and I've finished the first exam, I'm on my way to become what Natsu wants to be, a ninja.

I'm so soososososoososoxsosodos0xsos sorry for my sloppy updates. A lot has happened in the past months with my family and I've kind have had to deal with that and I don't want to pile on the story because some of you probably down care. And that sounds rude, but its true. But I'm going to try and do better with updates. This was filler of sort, I didn't look up any of the dialogue of what the exact details of what happened were so sorry, but I hope this sloppy chapter suffices while I just sort my stuff out so I can go back to updating normally. Thanks for reading and thank you so so much for 11.5k reads, thats crazy. So thank you. Have a nice day/ night and easter (if I don't update by then). Baiiiiii