Bakugou POV:

So their 'grand idea' was to transport us using these tanks and floating them with Roundfaces wack magic. Ok so she's not useless, good to know, better than shitty ass Deku anyway. At least it would be fine if I got my own god damn tank

"Dunce-face I swear to god keep your fucking body over there, if I wanted people to touch me I'd be nicer." I bark, hoping the harshness in my voice keeps him off me,

"Don't mind him, he acts like a tough guy, but you pet his hair and he's like a puppy." Damn Autotune, I know you're trying to get someone slapped

"If any of you come within a foot of me, I'll slap your dumbass so hard you'll see the god damn future" I snarl, glaring at everyone but Aizawa, who's completely uninterested in our conversation

"You sure have a foul tongue on you huh Bakugou?" The redhead says, Kirishima I think his name was.

"If you haven't figured that out by now shitty hair, your as dumb as Dunce-face over here." I laugh pointing my chin at the idiot

"Hey, that's mean blasty, don't be like that." He whines, I roll my eyes. I turn to see how Autotune is managing. She's chatting with Roundface, They seem to get along just fine.

"-So Bakubro, did you know anyone before Kami and Jirou?" Shitty hair asks

"Don't call me that, and yeah I did." I say, really hoping he takes the hint in my voice that I don't want to talk

"Whoa really, as your best friend why didn't I know about this?!" Kaminari asks, sounding offended

"Why would I tell you? You literally fell down a waterfall. Besides, you never asked." Kirishima's eyes widened at that comment, but I'm not sure why.

"You still should have told me, and you didn't deny that I was your best friend. Aww blasty~"

"SHUT UP! Yes I did dumbass it's not my fault you didn't listen." I scoff

"You actually didn't deny it, but whatever man, who's the person you knew tho. I'm curious." Shit hair asks

"Fuckin Deku, he used to wander around here trying to talk to me. He thought because he could pass as a human with pants and shoes on he could fuckin study me or whatever. He stayed for about a month before wandering off saying something like 'I'll be back'. Never saw him again fuckin nerd"

"Was he a satyr?"

"Of fucking course shitty hair, are you dumb or some shit?"

"No you just didn't clarify, thanks man" he smiles at me again, damn he's even got a shitty smile too. Why are his teeth like that the fuck?! Those are kinda sick.

"Shitty hair, what's up with your teeth?" I ask, because who the fuck wouldn't ask, those things are dangerous, and kinda hot... I did not just think that

"Oh heh, I'm not actually sure. They've been like this my whole life. My brother also has sharp teeth, so maybe it's a pixie thing? Maybe it's just genetic? I'm not sure. Oh look, we're here!" I turn to follow his gaze, a massive castle. Easily 10/15 ft walls surround the main castle. No moat or drawbridge, instead it's on the top of a mountain. Aizawa lets out a sharp whistle. The sound of hooves hitting the ground starts off quiet, but eventually gets louder until the centaur arrives. Tall, even for a centaur, navy blue hair with an undercut and a pair of glasses resting on his nose. He looks uptight. We are not gonna get along

"Sir I got your signal. Is everything alright?" Mr uptight-sick-up-my-ass asks

"Ya know, it was going great until you showed up." I grumble quietly, shitty hair and Dunce-face hear me, and shitty hair snickers softly. Huh, didn't expect him to have a sense of humor, guess he's not the worst.

"Thank you Iida, everything is fine."

"Hey Iida, could I catch a ride, I'm not feeling so good..." Uraraka trails off as she starts to wobble on her feet. Fourlegs picks her up and deposits her on his back.

"Let's get them Inside before Uraraka passes out." Aizawa directs, and we continue our way, shitty Kirishima flies his small body over towards me, and settles himself on my shoulder, I scoff

"What are you doing, get off me."

"Nah, you're surprisingly warm for an aquatic creature. But I can't believe that you said that about Iida." He whispers, for some reason the fact that he's speaking almost directly into my ear sends shivers down my spine, I don't think anyone's ever been that close to me before. For some reason beyond me, I don't push him off. Maybe because I could probably kill him if I did. Before I could respond with some sarcastic remark, we walked through the main doorway. I can hear something splashing around.

"Ok, Jirou, we keep sirens over here, I'll take you. Your roommate is kinda... unique." Uraraka says, looking more energized than a moment ago and hopping off Fourlegs "Thanks for your help Iida." Roundface smiles

"It was nothing, I'm always available to help a friend in need." He says with a salute, before trotting away. Fucking pretentious bitch

"Let's go Jirou!" They walk away, carrying a light conversation

"Ok, Bakubro and Kaminari come with me, your habitat/enclosures/rooms are near each other, this way!" He shouts cheerfully, before growing to a more average size and dashing off, leaving our tanks to float after him. Damn you shitty hair, leaving me with his dumb ass

Eventually we make it over to where he's standing,

"Sero, check them out, I brought some of the new blood to meet you!" Kami freezes up, eyes wide and hands shaking, what's up with that, he knows this fucker or some shit?

"Oh really, ok well hey dudes! I'm Sero-" Plainface cuts off when he makes eye contact with Kami, he recognized him

"Sero, y-your alive!" Kaminari screeches, leaping from the tank and landing right in front of Plainface, scaring the poor dude.

"W-what, Kami? But I thought-" Dunce-face interjects

"You really thought the falls killed me? I'm almost offended, I've done dumber things and lived, you know that." They both laugh and hug and all that mushy heartfelt shit. "This is Bakugou, he pretty much took care of me and Jirou the whole time." I scoff, Sero turns to me

"Thank you for taking care of my best friend."

"S'nothing Plainface, he didn't give me a choice." I scoff, He just laughs

"Yeah that sounds like him." I nod in agreement,

"Ok well I'm gonna leave you two to get reaquainted, and I'm gonna take Bakubro here to meet his roomie. I'll be back though."

"Bye Kiri." Plainface utters, before launching into a conversation with Kami. Kirishima leads me off to a hallway.

"I'm happy for them." He says, kinda randomly

"You say that like Dunce-face and Plainface were lovers or something." I mutter. We're they? It would explain a lot now that I think about it,

"No but Sero really missed him, hasn't smiled that much the whole time I knew him, granted I've only known him two weeks but still. Just now he looked so much happier than I've ever seen. Just yesterday he was talking about someone he missed who died. I think he was talking 'bout Kami." he smiles softly, what the hell is with his face. It looks squishy, chubby cheeks and all. Yet his jawline is super sharp, what the hell is this witchcraft?! Upon hearing footsteps I turn to see who's approaching. Blonde flat hair, grey-blue eyes and a face that screams 'punch me please'. He's a harpy.

"Oh~ who ya got there Kirishima? What a pretty mer you found, you must be so proud of yourself finding him all by yourself. Wow, he's such a pretty face, but he's just another mer. He's not gonna be useful to us here. Man you must feel lame right now, all you brought was a boring ass mer. Patheti-" I slam a punch right to his jaw, while he's recovering, I slam my tail right into his chest and knock him right into the wall about seven feet behind him.

"I'm no basic mer you limp dickweasel, I'm fucking amazing, and fuck yeah I'm pretty, pretty fuckin done with your shit extra." I shout, leaning over my tank, shitty hair gets in between us.

"Monoma, man I hate to say it but you deserved that. Bakubro man chill out a bit ok, he's not worth your time. But that was super manly dude." He says, looking at me with big sparkly ass eyes, fuck why does he look like a puppy? Better question is why is it adorable?

"All right, fine, but he asked for it. Shitty hair you said we were going somewhere?" I glare, looking at him with as much challenge as I can muster

"Oh yeah, right! This way, follow me!"  The redhead dashes off, leaving me to follow in this shitty ass floating tank. It takes a few minutes but I finally catch up

"Finally slowpoke, thought you died." He laughs

"Oh yeah, not my fault this shitty tank is slow, find me a pool and I'll kick your pixie ass!" I retort

"Yeah yeah I'm sure you could blasty, but I'm about to introduce you to your roommate so try and be nice please? Anyway, Bakugou, meet Sato. Sato, this is the new mer Bakugou!" I look up to glance at another mer, he's bigger than me. Short brown hair, and broad shoulders. His tail is an orangey gold with hints of red on the tips of his fins.

"Uh nice to meet you dude, I'm Sato. Your roommate. What kind of sweets you like?" He asks, huh. He's not annoying. I could probably deal with this guy as my roomie.

"Chili chocolates, as spicy as you can get." I smirk

"Oh cool, I've never made those before, sounds like a challenge." He flicks his tail and disappears underwater. The tank is pretty big, about a 10 tf cube with small alcoves on opposite walls for sleeping, there are tubes that lead from the sides and go out in every direction,

"There connected water pipes that go all over this place, and way-finding signs to direct you. There are tanks in every major room like the kitchen and library. But here where you should be sleeping, and I'll be here tomorrow to show you around. For now I'm going to let you get your rest, g'night bro." He explaines

"Night I guess." I mutter, leaping out of the tank and into the habitat. I pick one of the alcoves and lay down. My eyes flutter shut and let the day's activities wash over me. Just like that exhaustion hits like a train. Thinking about Kaminari and Sero's reunion, our trip here, punching that blonde bitch in the face. Shitty hairs teeth, damn those are pretty cool. I feel my body relax further, but before I lose consciousness completely, a single thought crosses my mind. Yeah, this place isn't so bad.

Hehe long chapter!

This was pretty fun writing, though I'm sorry for doing Monoma dirty like that, I don't hate him but he needs to chill a lil bit.

Please share your thoughts about what happened, I'd love to hear

Q: how often do you swear/curse

A: very much irl, but some days more than others

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