Bakugou POV:

Waking up to screaming, I've decided, sucks ass

"KAMINARI WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT MY BRUSH, I KNOW YOU'RE A NARCISSIST AND LOOOOVE LOOKING PRETTY BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED THAT!"

"It's over on my rock Jirou, you don't have to be such a grump. Also keep your voice down please, if you wake Bakugou up he's gonna be mad..." well he's got one thing right

"Mad? TRY PISSED DUNCE-FACE!" I snarl, Autotune manages to hold back a snicker and Kaminari goes pale and attempts to play it off

"Oh! H-hey Blasty? Sleep well I hope?" He utters, his nervous smile gives him away,

"Yeah ya know, it was almost perfect. At least until some idiot pissed off his girlfriend and started a shouting match." I snap, allowing my pissy mood to seep into my voice a little bit. Damn it I was really looking forward to sleeping in a little bit

"Hey that's not fa-" Dunce-face starts, but Jirou cuts him off

"I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!!" Autotune shouts, practically shaking with rage,

"Yeah whatever you say, now that I'm up I might as well check the surface. Do me a favor Autotune, keep Dunce-face down here for now. I don't want to have to save his ass again if at all possible." Jirou rolls her eyes at me, as I propel myself forward towards the surface. Rising to the surface takes almost no time at all. I almost use my powerful tail to break the surface. Almost. Upon hearing voices chattering above, I decide to stop and listen. What do these fuckers want?

"Are you sure this is where you saw him?" Mystery voice number one asks

"Yeah man, I mean he was super pretty. I don't think I could have imagined that." Mystery voice number two responds, who the fuck are they talking about?

"Kirishima! Now is not the time to be gay! We're trying to save lives here, you can be gay later ok?" The first voice responds

"That's not it! I was just saying objectively! I would never, that's not manly at all!" I've heard enough, just who the hell are these people?

"OI! Who are you asshats? What are you doing here?" I shout, pushing my upper body out of the water, glaring at the three newcomers. The first one I notice is a man, long black hair and some facial scruff, wearing a black robe-like outfit. The next person I see is a female. Brown hair in a short style, she's wearing a robe similar to the scruffy dude, but a maroon-pink-magenta color. The third person of the group is definitely the most eye catching, if not for the bright spiky red ass hair, then the absurd lack of clothing. If I wasn't a mer I probably would have averted my eyes completely. A redhead dude wearing nothing but a baggy red/black skirt shorts thing and sleeves that connect across the top of his chest. Absolutely disgraceful, who in their right mind wears those monstrosities. They all had matching painted expressions of astonishment, jaws somewhat slack and eyes wide. I scoff, stop fucking staring I get it, I'm amazing.

"Hey assholes, are you gonna keep ogling me or actually make yourselves useful and answer my god damn questions?" I snark. The older male regains his composure first,

"I'm sorry, we were looking for you actually, I'm Shouta Aizawa. We wanted to offer you a place among our safe haven for magical creatures like yourself." Now I was the one with the incredulous expression, and then I laugh

"So you're telling me that you're trying to help me? You're humans, greedy and selfish. You'd sell me for my tail the moment you get me out of this water. No way in hell am I gonna go with a couple of you extras." The man, Aizawa, doesn't look surprised, but the other two are in shock.

"Hey man, just because I'm with these two doesn't make me human. I'm as magical as you pal so watch what you say, these two saved me and my brothers life. Get your facts straight before you go accusing people, that's super unmanly of you" the redhead defends, standing up in front of the other two, arm outstretched to the side and his big red eyes blazing. Damn, He's got guts I'll give him that.

"Really? You're telling me you're a magical creature? Please forgive me if I call bullshit." I scoff sarcastically, the redhead just smirks down on me.

"What don't believe me?" This guy is snarky, I don't like it. That's not true

"Not really, you look pretty basic to me." I snark back, no shitty extra is gonna have the last word with me.

"Fine" I would have celebrated my victory, if not for the red shimmery wings that sprouted from the redheads back. He's a pixie "Believe me now pretty boy?" He smirks again, I growl at the nickname, but don't comment on it, stop enjoying this

"Whatever" I avert my eyes

"Ok, now that that's over, are you gonna come or not?" The girl asks, rolling her eyes at the redhead

"I don't know Roundface, it depends." I respond, directing my glare at her

"Depends on what?" She asks,

"Do you have room for two more?" I ignore the fact I'm sticking my neck out for Autotune and Dunce-face, because I'm not. I'm simply giving them a choice, I don't necessarily have to go with them. I managed fine on my own before them.

"What?" Roundface asks

"Wait there's more of you?" The redhead is shocked, yeah didn't I just say that?

"What are their species?" Aizawa asks me, finally a relevant question

"An Ichthyocentaur and a siren. I'm only going if they agree." I make sure they know it's not up to me, I don't have to go. Its my choice

"We have places for all those species, they will be well taken care of there." Aizawa confirms,

"Oi! I haven't agreed yet!" I shout

"Ok fine, talk it over with your friends.-"

"THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS!"

"I'll be here tomorrow at dawn to receive your answer, Let's go." Aizawa offers, then begins to walk away. The girl follows him, but the winged redhead stays behind for a moment,

"If you're here to convince me to come with you extras, I'm going to ignore you." I say, glaring up at him.

"Well I was but just hear me out ok. Aizawa is a good guy, he may seem emotionless and insincere, but he means well. Please just think it over with your- the others" he looks at me with his oddly large red eyes. I scoff, turning away. Stop with that lost puppy face damn

"Fine, but don't get your hopes up." I snarl, flicking my powerful tail to send me back to the depths of the lagoon. I can hear them talking on the surface, but the water distorts their words

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Their muffled words fade away as I reach the bottom, where the idiots are waiting.

"What took you so long, and why isn't your face as angry as it normally is?" Dunce-face interrogates,

"Yeah dude, we almost came up to check on you, what happened?" I sigh

"So I was seen-"

"Wait WHAT?! BUT YOUR LIKE UBER FAST AND STUFF?!" Kaminari shrieks, damn it Dunce-face I'm gonna go deaf,

"How did you make it back?!" A vein twitches on my neck

"IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND STOP INTERRUPTING ME MAYBE YOU WOULD KNOW" both of them fall silent and look at me, finally they shut up.

"It's these people, two were humans and one was a pixie thing, but he was normal sized and could hide his wings. They offered to take us to some lame ass safe haven for magical assholes like us. I said it was up to you guys, I'd rather not go but I can't choose for you guys that's not fair. So what do you think?" I look at their faces, only to see Dunce-face crying.

"I'M SO HONORED YOU THOUGHT ABOUT OUR FEELINGS BLASTY, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO THANK YOU ENOUGH" he sobs, throwing his arms around me, his hooves making contact with my tail and his wails muffling in my neck, Jirou laughs at my expression

"Oi get off!" I shout "get your hooves off my tail Dunce-face." I shove him off me and towards Autotune who had the audacity to laugh at me. Fucking extra bitch "Anyway, do you want to go with them or not?"

"Well you said they had a pixie with them right? Pixies are pranksters, but not evil. They also are known to have pretty good senses when it comes to trusting people. If they do in fact have a pixie with them, I'm thinking they're worth it. Kaminari?" Jirou says, I trust her judgment on this, she's pretty smart. Not like I'd say it to her face though.

"Hey man I'm down with whatever, just don't leave me behind please." Dunce-face whined,

"So it's agreed? In the morning they're gonna be expecting an answer. We're going to their shitty refuge?"

"I guess so Blasty, better work on your people skills." Dunce-face laughs

"Absolutley not." I scoff

"This is gonna be so much fun." Autotune comments sarcastically

Woot woot, first chapter is done! What do you think so far?

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Q: what's y'all's favorite color

A: I love green, because trees

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