Dear Diary,

Today I almost wrote "dairy" instead of "diary". Yummy​ milk~
Also, yesterday, I have found out that my human is trying to keep me prisoner! She refuses to let me leave when I wish! How rude of that pesky human. . . But worry not! I, Witherstar, shall find a way to escape her evil clutches! I must try to escape!

Okay, maybe I can dig my way out-

Wait. This is carpet, not dirt.

Hmm... Tricky, smart little human I see. Let's get a better understanding- Whoa whoa whoa wait! *slowly turns*

Human is plotting against me... She must be! Why else would she lock me in a room where, as desperately I try to escape, I come to no avail! Ugh! Maybe if I show her that I am angry...

Wait!

Je ne dois pas montrer que je suis fâché ou contrarié car c'est ce qu'elle veut!

If you do not speak French, you may need a translation for that. But I am too lazy to give you one. Oh well!

Well, on that note, I might as well act comfortable!

NOM NOM! SOCK TASTES GOOD! Whoever knew human feet sweat tasted like fish!? I know I didn't until now.

And now I'm bored...

How about you guess ask questions about me and I answer them? I may even go through with a few dares!