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"I would rather bury myself alive than kiss that horrendously hot man's ass."

"Well then, I suppose you would have to kiss my ass - unless you want an eviction notice."

"Why are you eavesdropping on my very personal musings?"

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The bubbling tea in his teashop is hot, and so is his landlord, Kim Taehyung, who has a strange rule of having only female tenants.

Park Jimin has two choices - either to live on the streets as a homeless truant or kiss his pride goodbye and (hopefully) kiss his landlord's fine ass instead.

But with an Overwatch-addicted headcase and a perverted, bisexual loudmouth as friends, disguises get hard to keep.

Especially when the extremely gorgeous landlord is a food-critic and lover of tea.

Kim Taehyung

25-26 years

Park Jimin

23-24 years

Jeon Jungkook

22-23 years

Jung Hoseok

26-27 years

Kim Yongsun

28-29 years

Copyright: © maits

All rights reserved. No part of the book, in portions or in whole, should be reproduced, distributed, or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission from the author.

Any type of plagiarism will be not be tolerated.

I don't own or know the celebrities mentioned throughout the book. This is my own take on writing a BTS ship book and is not based off the actual personalities of the mentioned celebrities.

I am also not delusional enough to think that any of the BTS or Mamamoo members are dating each other. All my ship fics are crack and not to be taken seriously.

I also don't ship one specific ship in BTS, so if you're THAT kind of fan please leave. It's literally your figment of imagination shipping them and hating on people who wrote a different ship just means you have too much time on your hands. Go do something better with it than sending death threats to real, breathing people for writing a different ship.

BTS and Mamamoo are real people and this book does not aim at sexualizing the members. I do not know them personally and this is set in a fictional universe.

Contains:

• diabetic fluff
• profanities
• an overwatch addicted college student
• a perverted bisexual model
• a famous lesbian YouTuber for an older sister
• a DROP-DEAD gorgeous food critic
• and a very desperate, very broke, very gay teashop owner.

Link to the official playlist of this book is available in an inline comment here.

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Enjoy listening while reading!

My first attempt at a BTS ship book is dedicated to my wifey NEBULAGGUK for always having my back and keeping me pepped up with her positive talks.

I love ya!

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