Snores echoed in the tattered room, escaping from the snout of the little grey creature currently resting on the face of (Y/n). The girl grumbled, slowly gaining consciousness as she felt fur on her face.

"Stop poking me human." The cat-like creature muttered, still asleep as something poked his side. The girl would've responded with her own grumble, but her mouth was covered by the creature himself.

"Hehehe." A laugh broke out. "Don't you two have to get up early to clean the school?"

The girl's eyes widened, immediately sitting straight up. Grim fell from her face, landing in her lap.

"Fgnya?!"

"Hehehe!" The three ghosts laughed. "What a frighten look on your face."

"Wh-why are you still here?" The girl asked. "We kicked you out!"

"Eh? We were here first!" One chided.

"Yeah, so if you're gonna live here. You have to deal with our pranks!" Another said.

"Well...I guess that is fair." The girl mumbled. "You did live here before us. But no pranks! I don't think I can take another heart attack."

"Hehehe! No promises!" The girl huffed, not wanting to deal with the three at the moment.

"Whatever." She set Grim off her lap, who had been glaring at the ghosts the entire time, and stretched her arms. "Might as well see if there might be something in the kitchen."

She walked towards said destination, keeping in mind not to step on Grim as he walked in between her legs. As she reached the kitchen, she was surprised to be hit with a smell of food. She hesitantly opened the door, revealing a wide arrange of food spread out on the island.

"Wha..."

"Ah that." The smallest spoke.

"We cooked this..."

"As an apology for last night."

"Apology?" She asked, taking a closer look at the food displayed before her.

"For handling you like that." The ghost explained. "We didn't realize you were a girl."

"We may be ghosts, but we're gentlemen first!"

"Well...thank you!" She exclaimed. "But how did you get all this?"

"Hehehe, there's an abandoned garden out the back door. Some chickens have decided to stay there, they let us take some eggs."

"Wow really? That's cool, at least I don't have to worry about food too much then." The girl muttered before digging into her breakfast. Grim followed suit, eating as much of the eggs as he could get his paws on. "It's really good!"

"Of course!" The smallest cheered. "I was an amazing cook back then! Why many restaurants used to beg for me to work for them!"

"That's so cool!" Soon the two finished eating. The girl went to grab the dishes but the ghosts were faster. "Oh! You don't-"

"It's alright!"

"This is our apology!"

"But I forgive you guys! At least let me help!"

"Hehehe! No can do, besides I think the headmaster is coming over." As soon as the ghost said that, the door to the kitchen swings open.

"Ah Mi-" Crowley started, before turning completely silent. He stared at the ghosts in surprise, who now were done cleaning and doing their own thing. "My goodness! The ghosts-"

"It's cool now." The girl said quickly. "They apologized for last night and cooked us breakfast!"

"Well...it was more for the Miss than the monster." One mumbled.

"Oi!"

"Ah...I see." The man then sighed dramatically. "And here I came with breakfast I made myself!"

"What?"

"Well I can't let a child go hungry! And I highly doubt there would be food..."

"Let's put it in the fridge, if that still works. Then I'll eat it tomorrow!"

"Hmm..." The man nodded solemnly, letting the girl grab the dish from his hands.

"Anyways." He started, immediately acting normal. "How did you sleep?"

"Like a baby!"

"Well I fell through the mattress!" Grim grumbled. "So I had to find a better spot..."

"Yeah, my face?" The girl responded.

"Hey! It was either that or your chest!"

"My chest would've been-"

"Well it's wonderful how you managed to sleep so well when you were tossed to another world!" Crowley interrupted.  "Now with that said."

Crowley proceeded to hand the girl two bags. "I have put together some things you'll need for cleaning. Also some small necessities for yourself. But that's all you'll get from me!"

"Oh, thanks." The girl looked into the smaller bag, seeing small things neccessary for a young women to have in case of emergency, along with a set of clothes. "Cleaning clothes..."

"Yes! We can't have you wearing that uniform, since you aren't a student!"

"Makes sense, I'll get changed then." The girl grabbed the clothes and headed to the room she slept in. As she changed, she noticed how the teal button up shirt and dark brown dress looked familiar. Even her simple black slip ons and white kerchief made the whole outfit look very nostalgic to the girl. She didn't mind it though, but it did seem odd to the girl. Once done, she quickly headed back to Crowley and Grim.

"All done."

"Wonderful! Now I want you to clean the campus."

"The whole thing?!" Grim exclaimed.

"No, this campus is too enormous to be cleaned in one day." The man explained. "So for today just clean Main Street from the gate to the library. Also please watch Grim closely so he doesn't cause a scene like yesterday."

"Understood." The girl replied, making eye contact with said monster. She made a motion that signified that she was watching him, causing Crowley to chuckle at her antics.

"Excellent, I'm counting on you." The man smiled. "You also have permission to have lunch in the school cafeteria, just don't cause a scene or food fight."

"Not like I would want to do that..." The girl muttered, raising an eyebrow.

"Well then, take care of your work enthusiastically!" And with that, Crowley left to tend to his duties.

"Tch. No way I'm doing any cleaning." Grim scowled. "I wanna go to class and do a bunch of awesome spells!"

"Well you gotta clean." She said, causing the cat to glare at her. She sighed, rubbing her temples. "Well how about this...after cleaning, we can go to the library and research spells for you to learn."

"Mmm." Grim groaned, muttering to himself. "Like someone without magic and books can teach me."

"Whatever, let's go."

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Here's a incorrect quote meme thing I thought of that's gonna be accurate to this story lol

Mc/Reader: *thrown into Twisted Wonderland*

NRC Staff: You are our daughter/granddaughter now

Just thought it would be funny, since I can totally see the staff taking a liking to the only female in the school, becoming this protective dad squad lmao

Also some things that I will definitely add into this, like headcanons of sorts.

Sam would still try to sell her random shit, but with a secret "daughter discount". Definitely uses his friends on the other side to tell him which of the students is interested in her romantically (which causes all staff to become overprotective dad squad, especially when they find out how many there are)

Crewel was the one who put together the bag for the girl. He also just gives her a whole wardrobe without her asking later on. All original designs with proper measurements (including undergarments but no one says about it)

Trein is just basically her resting bitch face grandpa, seems mean but is secretly a kind old man. Lucious loves her and will sit in her lap through the class (much to Grim's displeasure)

Vargas is definitely gonna give her self defense classes, this is an all boy's school! Who knows what could happen! Will also go harder on her during PE, she's gotta show she can handle this like the boys! But when it comes to broom flying...break time for the girl (Grim still has to do it, with a custom small broom he can use)

Crowley is just her eccentric dad, is always making back-handed compliments but insist it's out of love. Does care about the girl, it just shows in weird ways. Was the one who requested Crewel to make the clothing (tho the guy went overboard in his opinion). Also, he's the one who brought the Ramshackle dorm back to proper living conditions (not that the girl knows, it just happened suddenly)