TW: Sexual themes?

*new Loki trailer drops with naked Loki™️*

Me: oh wow he is so attractive. My obsession is renewed! God I wish he was real. He'd probably kill me, but I'd like to think we could hold hands and share secrets and I think we'd be so cute :)

People all over TikTok: god I want to ride his-

Me: WOAH what would make them say that????

*processes*

*processes*

*processes*

Oh yeah