Me: I'd like to imagine that if I was an animagus, I'd be an otter. What about you?

Cooper: ... some kind of bird

Me: Oh, right, right, obviously.

Wait you can do magic

Cooper: ... yes

Me: Make yourself an animagus

OMG MAKE ME AN ANIMAGUS

LET ME BE ONE WITH THE OTTERS

Cooper: ... you do realize Harry Potter is fictional, right?

Me: *insulted gasp*

Arthur: *peers in from the other room* *insulted gasp*