(At work)

Me: *dances in a slithering fashion to the music*

Randy: Shelby stop

Me: I live in America I have the right to dance how I please

Randy: *grabs the Buffalo sauce and hold it over my head*

Me: *looks up* *opens mouth*

Randy: *goes to squirt a bit into my mouth* *accidentally squirts it all over my face, shirt, and apron* OH MY GOD

Me: *jumps back and coughs, reflectively spitting some out*

Ashley: *dying laughing*

Randy: Shelby I am so sorry I didn't think that much would come out!

Ashley: As a third person not involved I can say that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Randy: You didn't think I was gonna do it, did you?

Me: *trying to wipe the very large amount of Buffalo sauce off* I didn't think you wouldn't do it, I just didn't expect you to get it all over me.

Randy: *laughing* I'm so sorry, but at the same time I'm not

Me: *sighs* At least now I know that I both spit and swallow

Ashley: Shelby spitters are quitters

Me: *nods* Okay I'll do better next time

Ashley: *chokes and starts screaming laughing*

Randy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

Jesse (manager): *walks in from smoke break* what's going on?

Ashley: *trying to breathe* oh you missed so much

And with that little story, we end the book

See you in the next one if you want to join me 😂😂