Me: *looks at order screen* ... uh, that medium wasn't supposed to have pepperonis on it guys

*goes to see if I can get the pizza out* *it's not in the oven all the way yet* *grabs it* *burns hand* *sighs and uses apron to grab it*

Ashley: ... did... you just burn yourself?

Me: Ye. I didn't think the pan would be hot yet.

Ashley: Shelby do you see that number on the side of the oven?

Me: ... yes.

Ashley: What does it say?

Me: ... 623...

Ashley: Yes. The pans heat up very quickly.

Me: *walks*

*slides on dust on floor*

*pretends I didn't just do that*

Ashley: I saw that.

Me: So, does this pizza still need pepperoncino (pronouncing it pepper-a-chini)

Ashley: What the hell are you taking about?

Me: *points to screen*

Ashley: THAT SAYS PEPPERONI

Me: Ashley I've had a long day.

Me: WHAT?

*looks around* Did someone just call my name?

Ashley: Nobody called your name.

Randy: Don't worry, that'll happen more than you think.

Me: *drops rack on my arm while cleaning* Ow

Ashley: That looked like that would have been more than just an "ow"

Me: I stopped feeling pain ages ago.

Ashley: I hate you.

Ashley: I will pour Cajun on your face.

Shelby: *comes forward and wiggles tongue* I'm ready.

Ashley: You make me want to die.

And last but not least

Me: *in the middle of doing something* *pauses* ... what was I doing? oh yeah. *resumes*

I did that about 30 times.