Me: *lays in front of the truck while my mom runs in the house*

Mom: *comes back out* Get off the ground

Me: oh you saw me

Mom: Yes I saw you

Me: Run me over

Mom: Don't be an idiot and get in the car

Me: You'll run me over if you don't want to pay for my tuition

Mom: .... I don't want to pay for your tuition. But get in the damn car

I tempted her