Beautiful

Veronica: Kurt Kelly, quarterback. He is the smartest person on the football team... which is sorta like being the tallest dwarf.

Candy Store

Heather C.: SHUT UP HEATHER

Fight for Me

Veronica: ... could you be seen with me and still act proud?

Freeze Your Brain

J.D.: Who needs cocaine?

Big Fun

Ram: There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

Dead Girl Walking

Veronica: No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew!

J.D.: *squeaks* Okay, okay

Me Inside of Me

Veronica: I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes... I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.

J.D.: *nods* That's good.

Blue

Ram: Hhheeeeeyyyyyyyy 'rrrrrronicaaaaaaaa

Our Love is God

Kurt: STOP BEING A DICK

Dead Gay Son

Kurt's dad: ... that was one hell of a fishing trip.

Seventeen

Veronica: We're not special, we're not different. We don't choose who lives or dies.

Shine a Light

Ms. Fleming: In the 60s love was free... that did not work out well for me.

Lifeboat

Heather M.: If I say the wrong thing, or I wear the wrong outfit, they'll throw me right over the side!

Shine a Light (Reprise)

... I actually don't have one for this song. I really don't like this song because it's so mean...

Kindergarten Boyfriend

... this song too. This is a really sad song and it's the only one that made me cry and I don't really like it because of what she does after she sings it...

Yo Girl

Kurt, Heather C., and Ram: Yo, girl, feel a bit punchy? She's not looking so well... still, you've earned that red scrunchie. Come join Heather in Hell~

Meant to be Yours

J.D.: And so I built a bomb! Tonight our school is Vietnam!

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)

Veronica: I wish your mom had been a little stronger... I wish she'd stayed around a little longer... I wish your dad was good! I wish grown ups understood! I wish we'd met before they convinced life is war! I wish you'd come with me-

I Am Damaged

Veronica: ... say hi to God

Seventeen (Reprise)

Veronica: Listen up kids, war is over. Brand new sheriff's cone to town. We are done with acting evil, we will lay our weapons down.