Did I ever tell you guys that I might actually be Jewish?

Like this isn't a joke anymore.

My family's last name is a Jewish Pole name.

I'm okay with it but my cousin Joey refuses to accept it because he's got some German in him and if he's Jewish he says he'll be at war with himself.

Our grandma Ferrell refuses to believe it's a possibility as well. I don't think she realizes that being a Jew isn't solely a religious choice. It's an Ethnoreligion, meaning you can't convert, you are born Jewish whether you follow the belief system or not.

She gets very upset when I tell her I'm Jewish now XD

I imagine APH America would be confused about it and Poland would be upset because that would make me less Polish.

I mean, it's not a 100% thing, but considering how many people have assumed I'm Jewish over the years... The dots just connect people.