So, back in August there were these clowns trying to lure children into the woods in South Carolina.

Well, now there are clown sightings all over Michigan. Including my city.

... These people do realize that Michigan is an open carry state, right?

Like seriously someone's gonna get capped trying to be funny.

It's not a joke. Almost everyone in Michigan either carries guns on them, whether legally or illegally. And even then, everyone knows how to USE a gun.

Look even Alexis could shot you if she needed to.

We have gangs here, too, fam. I don't think the Crypts or the Bloods would really appreciate if you waltz through their turf dressed as a clown.

My point is, don't dress up as a clown and try to go after people in Michigan. Try somewhere else. Thanks.