So, I'm one chapter away from finishing the Order of Phoenix, and I have SSR in 1st hour tomorrow, so I'll definitely be able to finish the book in that time, and be able to start the third one.

Of the seven books, I have owned the Prisoner of Azkaban for YEARS; it's been sitting on my bookshelf untouched for decades. I let my sister burrow it for SSR. I go up to her,

"Do you know where the Prisoner of Azkaban is?"

Michelle: What are you talking about?

Me: The third Harry Potter book. I let you borrow it.

Michelle: No, you didn't.

so, at this point, I'm irritated, cause at this point, she's either 1) lying to my face or 2) fucking stupid.

So I go search her room, because I recall seeing it laying on the ground in there, and I can't freaking find it

Not only did Michelle burrow my book and claim she didn't, but she also freaking lost it.

Lose my phone cord? Whatever.

Lose my eyebrow pencil? Stop using my stuff.

Lose the next book in the series I'm reading? PREPARE FOR YOUR DEATH SATAN THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE