Okay, class, last lesson we covered how to sprain your ankle while running. This lesson, we'll focus on how to accidentally fall out of a moving vehicle

1) Put an animal in your driveway
It was a cat in this case, but any mammal or bird will do

2) Offer to chase animal out of driveway

3) Have other passenger bark at said animal
In this case, my sister barked. The noise will then impair the driver's (my mother) hearing, so they didn't hear the offer

4) Open door and step onto ledge

5) Have mother step on the gas, not realizing you're leaning out of the car

There you have it

That's how you fall out of moving vehicles

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I actually caught myself don't worry XD

I ACTUALLY AVOIDED GETTING INJURED FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

BE VERY PROUD OF ME FRIENDS