Again, Ontario is Hope's character, but after I discovered how tight the province-state relationship is, some of these silly little scenarios popped into my head

Ontario: *bragging* I touch all but one of the Great Lakes

Michigan: Oh yeah? Well- well so do I!

Ontario: ... How ironic. The lake that you can't touch... Is named after me. *smug look*

Michigan: ... *renames the lake that doesn't touch Ontario to Lake Michigan*

Ontario: HOW DARE YOU

*after War of 1812*

*Michigan: ... I guess our governments decided to split this city in half.

Ontario: I guess so...

Michigan: ...

Ontario: ...

Michigan: ... I'm keeping the name Sault Ste. Marie.

Ontario: NO YOU'RE NOT I AM

Ontario: Don't you just love visiting Windsor?

Michigan: It's pretty nice, but why don't we ever visit De-

Ontario: Don't say it

Michigan: ... Det-

Ontario: DON'T

Michigan: *smirks* Le Détroit *takes off*

Ontario: i Am So TrIgGeReD

Michigan: Let me build another bridge

Ontario: No it's too much money

Michigan: Let me build another bridge

Ontario: No

Michigan: Yes

Ontario: No

Michigan: Yes

Ontario: No

Michigan: Yes

Ontario: No

Michigan: No

Ontario: Yes

Michigan: Thanks bud I knew you'd come through

Ontario: wait wut