this one didn't actually happen but it popped into my head and basically turned in a mini story and I thought it was too funny not to share

Ontario: MICHIGAN

Michigan: yes

Ontario: I AM BLOODY TIRED OF YOU TREATING ME LIKE I'M STUPID

Michigan: ... Okay what you gonna do bout it

Ontario: I'M

I'M

I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU

Michigan: *eyes twitches as his inner Detroit emerges* Come at me

Ontario: *jumps up and down nervously before charging, screaming*

Michigan: *gets ready to punch him*

Ontario: *when he gets to Michigan he just grabs his shoulders and starts whispering* I wish I could actually fight you but the Canadian in me forbids it

Michigan: *whispers* Your home country holding you back?

Ontario: *whispers* Right now yes

Michigan: *whispers* There's only one solution

Ontario: ...

Michigan: ...

Ontario: ...

Michigan: REVOLUTION

Ontario: REVOLUTION

Quebec and Ohio: You sound like idiots seriously stop

Mich&Tari: YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL IN OUR NEW EMPIRE

America: wait wtf

Canada: Ontario no

Ontario: ONTARIO YES

America: Michigan why are you even doing this?

Michigan: I am freeing the oppressed

Canada: *flustered* O-Ontario is not oppressed!

Mich&Tari: BACK TO BUSINESS

Michigan: *points at Ohio* ATTACK, MY ARMY OF VICIOUS WOLVERINES

Ontario: *points at Quebec* ATTACK, MY ARMY OF VICIOUS BEAVERS

Michigan: ... Dude wtf you can't fight with beavers

Ontario: Don't even get on me man wolverines have been extinct in Michigan for at least a century

Michigan: ... You right

Canada: Are you two done now

Mich&Tari: NO

America: Michigan if you don't stop this you'll be grounded

Michigan: I'm older than you

Canada: You'll be grounded too, Oliver!

Ontario: I HOUSE YOUR GOVERNMENT YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME MATTHEW

Canada: ... Then I'll just move the capital to Quebec

America: And I'll move the automotive industry to Ohio

Mich&Tari: ... Okay we're done now don't do those things