There's a very heated debate on whether Tater or Tot should be pardoned by the President this year

For all you foreigners

... Yes this is a real thing we do

Our president pardons a turkey every year

Even though neither one is killed anymore

So there isn't really a loser... But one still gets pardoned

We make the turkeys THINK we're going to kill one of them

And then they find out it's a November Fools trick

...

When you think about it it's kind of cruel

'MURICA