Britain: Please

America: No

Britain: Please France left me you're my only hope

USSR: ???

America: No I'm not fighting in a war right now I'm dead ass broke

Britain: We're all dead ass broke! Please America we're going to die.

America: Dude, no. Just go.

*feels guilty anyways*

*decides he can help with the Japs on the other side*

Japan, we can't give you anymore oil.

Japan: ... But we need your oil.

America: No dude, I can't. Sorry bro. Maybe when you get some morals.

Japan: ... Okay.

*bombs Pearl Harbor*

America: ...

...

WELP HERE WE GO MOTHERF**KERS

China + England: Finally!

Germany: Did we not learn that this is a bad idea? Like, always? This is always a bad idea.

Italy: *in Africa*

*looks around in confusion* Wait what?