First of all do you guys wanna see my sister's knee after surgery?

... Yeah ya do

Yummy

Okay, onto the actual topic

So, I was at my friend's house, watching the Sorcerer's Stone, and she pulls out the wand she was given at Ollivander's. Then I told her about my wand on Pottermore, and how the website gave me a weird Patronus, and then assigned me to the wrong Hogwarts house, and she was like, "What's your house?"

"Well, it gave me Gryffindor, but I'm a Ravenclaw."

"Really? I would have thought you were a Slytherin."

At this point I almost feel like if the houses worked all the factions in Divergent, then I would be Divergent. I mean, in my gut, I know I'm a Ravenclaw, but all my online tests give me Hufflepuff and Gryffindor, and all my friends think I'm a Slytherin before a Ravenclaw. Plus my Patronus on Pottermore is a python, and snakes are of course automatically associated with Slytherin.

JUST LET ME LIVE

Anyways, my friend took the Pottermore test, and she got Gryffindor, but she is definitely a Hufflepuff.

But then it reminded me of a question I had asked myself before; what houses would my sisters be in?

Now, my sisters are all intelligent like me, but unlike me, they haven't made intelligence their defining quality.

For Michelle, I can't decide if she's a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff

When I told her that, btw, she goes, "I'm Harry Potter"

I go, "Huh? Does that mean you're a Gryffindor?"

"I'm whatever Harry Potter is. Because no one can beat me."

I go, "... Your ACL can."

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And for Alexis she's either a Gryffindor or a Slytherin.

My parents aren't even a question. My mom is definitely a Hufflepuff and my dad is definitely a Slytherin.

Okay, that's all my chickadees. Love ya