So Michelle's boyfriend broke up with her today

This happened

Me: *snuggling up to her* Just make food your new boyfriend.

Alexis: *snuggles up to her other side* Michelle, maybe boys aren't for you. You should just become a lesbian like Shelby.

Michelle: *chokes*

Me: ...

Good roast. Good roast.

You'd be surprised how many people have asked me if I'm lesbian/I have found out used to think I was lesbian.