1) Tripping over nothing and falling on the ground, laying there as I laugh/cry away the shame

2) Hearing someone speak French and just sitting there pretending life is okay

3) Being asked to pronounce French and insulting the entire culture

4) Being way too mean on accident

5) Running around like a Velociraptor

6) Eating donuts for breakfast (cause apparently that's not a thing in Canada)

7) Singing "O Canada, The Christmas Carol"

8) Singing the American National Anthem

9) Bursting into song in general

10) Saying 'like' and 'literally' too much

11) Using God's name in vain WAY too much

12) Seeing doge and revealing my doge-loving craziness

13) Trying to find a way to fit Peridough into every sentence

14) Whispering "'Murcia" whenever I see an American flag

15) Trying to impress Canadian friends with soccer skills and hurting one of them

16) Trying to impress Canadian friends with soccer skills and hurting myself

17) Trying to impress Canadian friends with soccer skills only to realize I'm not that good

18) Eating some maple-flavored without knowledge and spitting it out

19) Asking for hot sauce for my poutine

20) Not liking poutine

21) Seeing a speed limit sign and panicking for 2.5 before realizing it's different units

22) Correcting everyone and being too much of a know-it-all

23) Meeting Hope's parents and insulting them with my presence

24) Meeting Annalise's friends and disappointing them with my utter unimpressiveness.

25) Seeing a spider and having an episode

26) Laughing. Laughing in general.

27) Having one of my laughing spaz-attacks