My entire camp site smells like maple syrup right now and it's making me light headed

The sausages have maple syrup in them

I REPEAT, THE SAUSAGES HAVE MAPLE SYRUP IN THEM

CAN'T WE JUST BE NORMAL PEOPLE WITH NORMAL SAUSAGES???? WHY MUST WE COMBINE FLAVORS THIS WAY????

And there's no jelly for my pancakes ;-;

I feel very discriminated against