Sorry I've been sorta absent all day. The Shelbaraptor actually left the house and spent the house at a friends.

Miraculous, eh?

Yeah, it was... Sehr interesting, to say the least.

First, we played two v intense games of Trouble with her boyfriend. It was intense. In one turn, I took out three of his playing pieces and went hysterical. I pretty much confirmed for him that I'm a crazy white girl who laughs way too loud and way too much.

It's okay though, cause he actually ended up winning the match.

Then, we decided to watch Paranormal Activity.

Now, I don't do horror movies, but I LOVE paranormal stuff, so after checking to make sure there was no blood, I gave the okay to watch it.

It was pretty good. Not as good as 3, but yeah.

Then we turned on the 2nd one, but I got too tired and fell asleep.

When I woke up, we turned it back on (even though Lindsey stayed up til 4 watching it) and finished it.

Honestly, that one was the scariest out of the three.

Then, things went down hill.

She decides to make Mac and Cheese.

She get a pot, fills it with water, puts the noodles in, turns the stove on, and leaves.

I'm like, "DO YOU EVEN MAC AND CHEESE THO?????"

First of all, you wait for the water to boil.

SECOND, THE POT WAS TOO SMALL FOR THE AMOUNT OF NOODLES.

Third, she didn't even put vegetable oil in the pot to keep the noodles from sticking.

Fourth, SHE TOLD ME THE NOODLES DIDN'T NEED TO BE STIRRED.

So, after screaming at each other (jokingly) about how to make Mac and Cheese, the TV turns off WHILE playing Paranormal Activity 3, and I was like, "Oh hells no dude"

Then, we revoked our friendship and started calling other friends to inform them that they're our best friends.

I called Michelle (my sister), and she called a dance friend. After screaming at each other again, I call my other sister Alexis, and Lindsey calls Michelle.

THEN, LINDSEY CALLS ALEXIS WHILE I'M TALKING TO HER AND ALEXIS ANSWERS.

I disowned her.

The bloody part was coming up in the movie, so I went in Lindsey's room and called Kaitlyn. I told her Lindsey was trying to murder me.

I could hear Lindsey coming down the hallway, so I set myself up against the door. She tried to bust in, and I punched her in the face.

Lemme explain.

First off, she was covered in a blanket, so I couldn't see what part of the body I was punching. Second, I figured she was using her shoulder to keep the door open, not her freaking head.

So, I waited about ten minutes, because I didn't want to burst out and see any blood from the movie, but then I lost my patience. I burst out armed with a coat hanger and scream, "COME AT ME MOTHERF*CKER!"

She had been crouched in the living room waiting to scare me from 10 minutes.

I had been waiting for the movie to end for 10 minutes.

The movie had ended 10 minutes ago.

Then, we sat down and watched Steven Universe for an hour.

Then I left.

... Yep.

This is what it's like to be my friend in real life.

Be glad there's a screen between us.