"Calgary used to have something going on there, it was like the Zertik (totally spelled that wrong but whatevs) of Canada, but the oil companies flooded the market, but now oils too cheap. They did that to fight the fracking but they screwed Calgary, they turned Calgary into Detroit."

*cue Shelby choking on her drink again*

Please just watch this video it's not funny like the last video it's more like a cruel, subtle type of humor.

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Okay this one's great too

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