I've been saying crap like this all day

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*watching the Olympics*

Me: *whispers to self in Russian accent* In Soviet Russia, Olympics do you.

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Alexis: Let's watch a movie.

Me: *Russian accent* In Soviet Russia, movies watch you.

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Alexis: Can you make popcorn?

Me: *Russian accent* In Soviet Russia, popcorn makes you.

Alexis: Shelby stop.

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Alexis: Mom, I'm gonna jump in the shower.

Me: *walks by and whispers in ear with Russian accent* In Soviet Russia, shower jump in you.

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Michelle: Can I drive the car?

Me: *Russian accent* In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

Michelle: Don't do that.

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... Yeah.