So, my mom is watching a show called Four Weddings, so I began describing my dream wedding.

Needless to say, she is not happy.

I told her that I wanted there to be buffalo wings and burgers, and she said, "For appetizers right? Like, little boneless wings and sliders?"

And I was like, ".... Sure. That's what I meant."

Then I continued to name off foods I love: buff dip, pizza, bread, salad, Mac and Cheese, fries, and gołąbki, which are all required for my wedding.

I described the ring bearer as a dog.

THEN, I told her that me and my husband were going to walk into the reception to the melody of Marukaite Chikyuu and I started singing it and my mom got mad and said I couldn't walk into my reception to an anime theme song that wasn't in English.

And I was like, "But you and dad walked into your reception to Darth Vader's theme song? It's my wedding I can be a Hetalia crackhead if I want."

It's okay, she has two other daughters who will give her her dream of a normal wedding.