I'm gonna try and make this quick because I feel very sick right now but I really wanna tell you about my day

I was dragged out camping again

Well, my mom calls it glamping, because it's glamorous camping. Which means there's running water, electricity, and I have signal.

We're not out in the middle of the woods. We're at an actual camping site. It's... Actually pretty nice. And the ground is grass instead of dirt like the last time.

Plus no ticks = happy Shelby

We left around 11 to try and avoid traffic in Ann Arbor (HAIL TO THE VICTORS), and when we got here, it was around noon. After settling in, we changed into swim suits and went to the lake. It was freezing, naturally, so I just sat in the shallows and let the minnows swim around me.

I love da minnows. I love being one with da minnows.

I got a bit of sun, which I don't like, because skin cancer is a concern, but I never burn, so I'm just a little dark now 😂

I come back, and I kinda just chilled around camp. We were staying on my grandparents' lot, and my cousin Joey showed up with his girl friend (my best friend) Karly, and his friend Jay.

... Things got interesting...

My cousin has super bad anger issues, and literally anything can set him off.

I don't know where this took place, but basically Jay made a comment on the size of Michelle's nose, and Michelle started crying. Now, my family has larger noses, it's no secret. Alexis has the smallest nose, and it's average sized. My dad has a big nose, I have a big nose, Michelle has a big nose. My mom has a pointy nose, but it's not too big.

Anyways, me and Michelle, we're both really sensitive about our noses. You can make fun of my weight, the amount of hair on my arms, the clothes I wear, and I'll just sit there and straight face it. But if you comment about my nose... 95% of the time I'll cry. And Michelle's the same, so she was really upset.

My mom tells Joey to ask his friend just to not mess with Michelle anymore, and Joey copes an attitude.

Well, my mom doesn't take that shit what-so-ever.

Needless to say, they're shouting and cussing at each other about something that really isn't that big of a deal.

He was SO lucky my dad wasn't there. My dad literally would have just beat his ass.

After that, I stayed at the campsite with Joe, Karly, and Jay while the fam went off on the golf cart. Now... Jay makes me very uncomfortable. First of all, he's a curser. Now, I don't have a prejudice against cursing. I try not to too much, but I do. But... Every other word was a curse word. Plus, he openly just calls people the n word... I mean, he's black, so I guess it's socially acceptable to say it, but I still really hate that word.

Second, and now, here's some adult content... He kept talking about masterbaiting. And I'm just sitting there trying to keep my face from going red and make it obvious that I'm uncomfortable, which was super hard, because it was literally non-stop. I just... I don't know, I almost felt like he was only doing it cause I was there, cause even Joey looked kind of confused on why he kept bringing it up... Idk. I'd rather just forget about it.

So, they end up leaving, and my grandpa gets out the bikes and is like, "Let's go for a bike ride." I'm like heck yes I haven't ridden a bike in forever. So I get on the bike and he's like, "You gotta shift the gears to a lower gear cause it's at the highest right now and that's too much."

So I start pedaling and I'm like, "highest gear? Wha?" Literally I was keeping up so easily with him.

Dem soccer legs doe.

Finally, we had to cook some s'mores, and I literally toasted the marahmellow to a perfect golden brown and the s'more was so good.

Then, Kyle and Michelle are like, "we should go to the rec center and get some cheese sticks" and I thought that sounded good, so we hopped in the golf cart but I don't order my own food (I usually end up stuttering and it's embarrassing), plus there was a party going on inside, so I made Michelle order them XD

But they weren't very good. The breading was peppery and that was no marinara to dip it in, so I gave them away to everyone else.

And now I feel sick :)

I'm also trying to finish a Cardverse Drabble that has been sitting in my drafts FOREVER

I also want to write a Pottertalia Drabble but I feel like I would embarrass myself cause I don't know anything about Harry Potter except "You're a wizard Harry" so I'm just not gonna do that I don't want to disgrace the books.

Okay... Goodnight.