I actually wrote this on the 9th and I seriously forgot to post it and I rediscovered it so here you go.

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Okay, so, I'm sitting at lunch with Jessie and Leann, and we can't help but notice that at the table next to us, people keep coming up and hugging and saying hi to this one girl.

And we've never seen her in our life, so we're confused on how everyone else know her.

My first theory was that maybe she was pregnant and people were congratulating her, but most people don't do that. Trust me, I've seen it.

Another theory was that she sleeps around, so people were trying to get in good with her.

My final theory was that she was having a bang out at her house, and people were trying to get in good.

And Jessie and Leann look at me with the most alarmed look on their faces. They go, "A bang out?"

I was like, "Yeah, like, a party."

And they start cracking up and go, "You mean a banger?"

And I was like "Yeah, same thing."

And they were dying.

Now, I know what they were thinking. When they first thought 'bang out', they thought of people having sex. But, honestly, when I hear bang out, I instantly think of banging the dents out of cars.

I'm not joking. You know that scene in Twilight, where Edward just yanks the dent out of Bella's truck? That's actually what I think of when I hear bang out.

I told them that, and they were literally laughing so hard, they were crying. I'm serious, there were literal tears coming down their faces.

Needless to say, I'll never live that one down.