VAMPIRE

Okay, so my mom and dad decided to stop by before their movie to see us and I posted a pic of my mom on Snapchat and called her ugly (as a joke I don't think my mom is ugly).

So I tackled her and told her to say you are beautiful. And I go, "SAY IT! SAY IT!"

And she goes, "VAMPIRE!"

And she gets up and runs away

And I'm sitting here DYING, because if you've seen Twilight, you know there's an intense part in the movie where Bella is naming off all these qualities that lead to Edward being a vampire and he goes,

"Say it. Out loud. Say it."

And then she goes,

"Vampire."

And that's always been me and my mom's thing to make fun of that part. I'll make my voice all hoarse and say Edward's lines really threateningly, and then my mom will either whisper or shout 'vampire'.

So when she shouted vampire after I yelled Edward's lines accidentally, I about split my spleen open I was laughing on the ground for a good five minutes.

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