The Adventures in Shelby's Hair

Warning: These are bad. I hope I still have your respect when you look at these.

Let's start with super long haired Shelby who didn't cut her hair since 7th grade.

AND THAT WAS UP IN A PONYTAIL

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE CUT MY DAMN HAIR IN MY SLEEP

Lol next we have baby Shelby

I look like I'm about to snap Michelle's head 😭 "get the fuck outta here this is my mom ya little shit"

And now... The blonde(ish) year

Yep. That's me. I have one with my face in it to prove it.

Oh my God no wonder people used to make fun of me

I mean, it wasn't BLONDE, but it was pretty damn close in my opinion

Omg look proof I was to be taller than Michelle

Who the hell does she think she is

By the way, she tries to claim she's 5'8", but she's actually like 5'6" and a half

She's like "well the doctor told me I'm 5'8""

I was like "well the doctor told me I'm almost 5'6" but Lindsey's still taller than me (Lindsey is 5'5")"

Also her boyfriend IS 5'8" and she's shorter than him

And my friend Kaitlyn is 5'8" and she's shorter

That's what happens when you measure your height with shoes on.

LOOK IT'S FREAKING POOH BEAR

I LOVE POOH BEAR HE'S MY HOMIE

Oh yeah, that's my short hair that everyone bullied me for, hence that super long hair in the first photo.

Now I really don't give two shits if you like my hair. Or my face. Or my clothes.

BUT YEAH THAT'S WHAT MY HAIR HAS LOOKED LIKE

NOW I JUST KEEP THE NATURAL LOOK

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