This is kinda a weird thing, but you know how I'm, like, really proud of being Polish?

Well, Poland disappeared from the maps altogether for about 300 years because it was divided between Russia, Austria, and Prussia after they lost a big battle (I don't know the exact details).

Well, I have this weird fear that if I take a DNA test, it'll come up that I'm less Polish than I am, because somewhere down the line the Szumskis got mixed up with a Russian or something.

It's a weird thing to have a fear about. And it's not necessarily a fear... But I would be very upset, because I love being Polish. I would be rather flustered if I found out I was less Polish because I'm also Austrian/Russian/Prussian/whatever else.

Alright, I'm done being weird now.