So my mother just tried to convince me to cuddle with her

And of course I was like get out of my face

And she makes a pouty face and goes, "but Shelby you're so huggable and cuddly and warm"

And I wasn't sure if I should laugh or be insulted

Because that's, like, the opposite of what I am

So I just punched her in the arm and ran away doing a raptor call, which I've been practicing over the last few days (judge me not)