Dreamzreader and hope_forever_18 did quotes for their Waitron characters (which are bomb as hell, by the way), and I didn't, soooo, here we go.

*steam from noodles flys into his face* "Wow, is it hot in here, or is it me? ... Oh I didn't realize you were in here. Sorry."

*reading orders* "I swear, you guys scribble these down so fast... I almost thought I was reading Polish for a sec."

"Oh, could you throw me that pan before you leave? ... Could. You. Throw. Me. Yes, that pan. I SAID PAN, OUI. Thank you."

"Winter... I know you don't like when I filet the fish... But your glares are making me anxious."

"I should speak Polish for a whole day. They would literally have no clue what I'm saying."

"Yes, I am from French. Kinda. Not really. Long story. Here's table 8's coconut shrimp."

"I. Am not. Russian... No. I'm not making fun of Russians, either."

"They so did order medium rare! It says right on the order sheet! I'm not... Yes, the customer is always right, Wren. Sorry."

"To jakaś bzdura..."

"Yes, that joke was actually really funny. I promise." *smiles*

"Vous êtes donc très jolie... Oh you understand French. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it- wait, no, that's not what I meant. I'm just gonna go."