Most of these will probably be China just a fair warning

China: Why the hell do I have to be turned into nopera because of stupid Japan and scary story?

China: THAT ATTITUDE IS WHY I RESTRICT YOUR FLITH

Russia: I know my ideas are the best because otherwise I kill them!

China: I'm only allowed to hear my own thoughts because those are the ones I like.

Belarus: Brother Russia? Where are you? Why do you leave me here with Double D meets Double Dumb?!

China: SUCK BALL! I knew fortune cookie this morning was full of bad luck!

Romano: WHHHHAAAAT? What the crapola happened here? And where is my stupid younger brother anyways? *gets transformed* Assholes!

Poland: Pony! I am so glad to have found you! I have been looking for you everywhere! ... Why you look at me like that?

France: I refuse to accept being as ugly as the rest of you.

Tony: *when France asks him why he hasn't been speaking English* Because I don't do dubs.

China: *responding to England saying 'what on earth'* It's not on Earth. That is the point.

Russia: Well that's sort of making the sense. I'd fly nopera humans back to Picto for slave labor if I were them.

Japan: Germany- sorry I touched you.

Germany: MUST KILL

Japan: I run into battle!

Cuba: It's only half of you, it could be worse.

Canada: I'm Canadia

America: STOP IGNORING ME

France: Pardon moi? STOP STEALING MY LINES, FOOL

Russia: Never show enemy the fear.

China: You could not have picked worst place to fall at moment.

Switzerland: I think... It tastes like sandwich.

England: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BUILD A CHINATOWN ON A SPACE SHIP IN 5 SECONDS?!

France: I never leave a guest unsatisfied!

Baltic states: Time for twirling away...

Sealand: I brought my entire country here to rescue you!

China: HEY, I HELPED MAKE IT TOO, ASS!

Germany: I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

Japan: I think I might be smiling

England: WHAT'RE YOU SAYING WE DON'T WANT THEM COMING BACK HERE

Sealand: NO NEED TO FEAR! SEALAND IS HERE!

Iceland: So I don't know what the deal is with these guys, but because of them we can see auroras all year round, which means more tourism. Lucky us I guess.