I'M GONNA BE HONEST I'M NOT SURE HOW OLD YOU'RE TURNING BECAUSE I GET SOME OF YOUR AGES CONFUSED WITH ONE ANOTHER

I BELIEVE YOU'RE TURNING 15?

I'M SO SORRY IF I GOT IT WRONG YOU'RE ALL SO MATURE FOR YOUR AGES IT CONFUSES ME

ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR MAKING IT ANOTHER YEAR

*leans back and takes a puff of the pipe* I remember the golden days of being 15...

Just kidding I don't smoke

But seriously happy birthday Dreamz :3