"Why don't you go get a hair cut with yo bitch ass" I'm freaking crying Transformers 2 is freaking hilarious I can't do this rn

Like 10/10 best quote in the entire movie

"You are paid to shoot, soldier"

"Don't tempt me."

Like come on that's freaking hilarious

Also Bumblebee is a sassy sweetheart. I relate I love Bee he'll always be my fav (even if he is a Camaro).

"Why don't we pop a cap in his ass and throw him in the trunk?"

"Not my trunk."

"You live with your momma?"

"No my momma lives with me there's a big difference."

"MEAT LOCKER! NOW!"

"What you're about to see is top secret- don't tell my mother."