America's eyebrows + HetaPics + Canadian bald eagles

Okay I have a question for you

Do you think America has England's eyebrows, and just plucks them often?

Because I think that would be hilarious, but there was an episode of Hetalia where Arthur, Francis, and Tino found Alfred, and France claimed America had the brow of a Frenchman.

So I don't know. What do you guys think?

Okay, onto pictures. There's not a lot, and many of which will be America based because it's still July 4th.

France run

What do you mean this isn't canon

Whoops my finger slipped

Oh my Norway 😂 Obama is a state yes

Okay this next one is from the GerIta game that was Saturday


SCREAMING

I actually like being America most days of the year but okie

Omn Mattie XD

WE HAVE RISEN

OKAY STORY TIME

So today me and my parents were watching Alone and this guy (who is from Michigan mind you) started ranting about Canadian bald eagles because one stole his fish.

He goes, "You know, if they were American bald eagles they would take one look at me and say 'I'm gonna leave your fish, because you're a good, pure American and I respect you and I symbolize your country'. But those Canadian bald eagles? They don't care. They go around doing whatever they want cause their Canadian. They don't give a damn about us."

And during this whole rant, I'm picturing Matthew perched in a tree in a bald eagle costume like, "Eh? Maple? Hockey? Poutine?" And I was basically pissing myself I was laughing so hard.

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