Max bought me a new flash drive last night. There's a pink sticker on it. I guess it tells him that it's mine.

When I came in on Thursday, Adam was carrying a box marked "Halloween" and was throwing different colored pumpkin buckets at everyone. I got a (F/C) one. He said he saved it for me.

Max got a grey one. And he trotted around with it upside down on his head all day. He's such a goofball.

My vlog from Tuesday literally made my subscriber count shoot up by at least 5,000, which literally blew my mind. I'm now at around 990,000. Holy crap that 1,000,000 mark is so far close!

Max snapped his fingers in my face. "Hey! (Y/N)! You awake?"

"Huh?"

"I said, do you want to SpongeBob Time Cards or the stuff I put in Adam's videos?"

"Oh, I'm sticking with SpongeBob." I blinked hard. "No offense."

"Hey, whatever floats your boat, man." I watched him add the time skip clip, and then he clicked play.

"Are you kidding me right now? It was just here!" My recorded self said. "Ugh!"

"So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one."

I busted out laughing. "I love it!"

"I was thinking, since I have to do another skip, I could add in the thing I do in Adam's videos, only it would say something like 'Since that narrator got tired of waiting, Max stepped in to take over.'"

It's interesting. "Show me first."

Oddly enough, he already it made and ready to go. He skipped ahead a little, then clicked play.

"You little... Urgh! The rage is real!"

Then that music played, and both my skin and Max's skin were waving around behind text that said "That last narrator got tired of waiting 60 Million years, so Max used the power of Budder to skip the 60 Million year search for a dang Blaze Rod."

I smiled. "Cut! Print! Check the tape! Moving on!"

He just laughed at my witty reference. "You like it?"

"That's awesome! You're good at this stuff. I can't do all that fancy text and special sounds and whatnot."

He just shrugs. "I try. Now I just need to render it, move it to the flash drive, and you, little missy, can upload it." He clicked a few things around, and the video started to render. "Should take an hour, two at most. I'll give you the flash drive when it's ready."

I nodded. "Thanks, man." I patted his shoulder, trying not to flush, and got up an started towards Adam's office.

Right when I was about to open the door, there was huge crash from the other end of the hall, and someone cried out. It sounded a lot like Adam.

Ross, who was coming my way, literally dropped the papers in his hands and ran down the hall; I ran after him with Max and Jin following behind me. What I saw was horrifying.

The big white shelf had fallen over, and Adam's body from his chest down was stuck under it with all of the knickknacks and game pieces and whatnot.

"The hell happened?!" Jin asked.

"He was moving the couch and the whole shelf just came down on top of him." Tim said, trying to move the knickknacks, which some were broken.

"Can you not just stand there and help him get me the hell out of here?!" Adam's face beat red and he lost his glasses.

"Just hang on," I climbed over the couch to get to the side Adam was on and looked at the shelf closely. If it goes down any farther, it'll crush him. "Tim! Don't move anything!"

He immediately backed away.

"Max, come here. Jin, grab that side. Where's John? Barney!"

"I'll get him." Ross immediately ran off. Jin grabbed the top of the shelf on one side, and Max rushed over to my side.

"Tim, grab that corner." I pointed to the corner on Adam's right and he grabbed it.

"What's wrongs?" Barney asked from behind Ross when they came running back. Barney's eyes widened when he saw Adam. "Holy shits! What happeneds?!"

"I'll explain later, both of you grab a corner." They did. "Max, grab Adam's arm. On the count of three, you four lift the shelf up, Max, pull him out slowly. Ready?"

They all nod. "1... 2... 3!"

The shelf went up a few inches, and Max and I pulled Adam out. When he was clear of the shelf, the boys dropped it.

Adam's face wasn't as flushed as it was earlier, but I could tell he was still hurting.

"Should we call an ambulance?" Max asks.

"No, I'm a trained EMT. Do you feel like anything's broken?"

"N-no, holy fuck that hurt." Adam had a tight grip on my hand and was sweating really bad. "That, and I can't see shit."

"Barney, get an ice pack; Max, I have a first aid kit in my desk in the top left drawer. Bring me the whole thing. The rest of you try to find his glasses."

They didn't say anything and immediately went at it.

"Adam, I'm gonna sit you up, okay?"

He just nodded, staring up at the ceiling,

I put an arm under his back and slowly pushed him up. I took his hat and his vest off of him to cook him down. I could tell just by looking at his face and how slow his breathing was that he was letting off a lot of body heat. And he's tired.

Max handed me Adam's glasses (which were absolute buttholes and ended up under the couch Adam had moved, along his phone, which was sadly still recording), and I put them on Adam, even though one of the lenses was cracked. (A/N: It's not exactly safe to make a person who needs glasses go without them, because it could ruin their eyesight, so... Yeah you just did Adam a favor. YAY YOU!)

Adam laid his head on my shoulder and sighed with his eyes closed. I could see Max staring at me out of the corner of my eye, it made me flush really bad.

All I know is that I'm not gonna sleep tonight. This is the first emergency I had to deal with since...

"Is he gonna be okay?" Jin asks, helping Tim pick up the knickknacks.

I put a hand on Adam's forehead. He's cooling down, which is actually a good sign. "He'll be fine."

SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BUY A CERTAIN ROSSOME PERSON

Alesa gave me hug for the a millionth time. "I owe you one big time."

I just smile at her. "Adam's one of my best friends. Whenever he needs help, I'm there." I looked in the right passenger side window. He was literally asleep in the passenger seat with his ear buds in. "He'll be sore for a while. Some ibuprofen should help him out."

"Noted. But, knowing him, he'll just wanna come in tomorrow."

"He should be okay."

"What was his temperature when you... You know?"

"Uh... I didn't check that, but he was burning up pretty bad. It was probably just because of his nerves working overtime."

"Okay. Yeah I was just wondering because he's been getting up really late coughing and running a temp over 98."

"I'd drag him to the doctor. If it's constant, he's coming down with something."

"Once I drop off DJ Mason at Grandma's, I'm taking him to Urgent Care whether he likes it or not."

I laugh. "Make sure to get his glasses replaced, too."

She nodded, gave me one last hug, and drove off with Adam and Mason both asleep.

"That was pretty brave." Max says from behind me.

"What?"

"You know, stepping in, taking charge in an emergency." He says with his hands in his pockets. "I wouldn't have had a clue as far as what to do."

I just shrug. "A friend needed help. So I helped him."

"Yeah..."

I grabbed his arms slightly. "You know I'd do the same for you, right?"

He looked up at me from the ground. "Me? You hardly even know me." His face turned red.

"You're still my friend, Max."

He gave me a small smile. "Thanks, (Y/N)."

I smile back. "Call me (Y/N/N)."

"Okay, (Y/N/N)."

I pat his arm. "That's better."

He smirks. "Thanks, ya shortie." He ruffles my hair and walks inside.

"Hey!"

A/N: Oh dear God did I just do that for real? *rereads the entire draft* YUP I DID.

Well... Look on the bright side, at least I didn't kill him, unlike some other FanFics I've read. No I'd never do that! Are you crazy?! I know I'm weird, but come. ON!

AND NO THIS DID NOT JUST TURN INTO A SKYDOESMINECRAFT X READER. IF YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE YOU GOTTA TELL ME (I might end up doing one either way, so... I STILL RESPECT ALESA VERY MUCH! SHE'S REALLY PRETTY AND MASON IS ADORABLE! ROSS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I RESPECT THE DAHLBURGS. ASHLEY IS A RECRUIT FOR LIFE RIGHT HERE! O_O😰 *hides*)

Any who... Today is not Easter, that's tomorrow. Idk where the hell I thought it was Sunday. Oh well. This won't be updated tomorrow so... Yeah... PEACE RECRUITS! *Wow I just did that too. O_o*