Forty-Eight - Hiccups (April)
So my happy level, is out of 10 stars:
★★★★★★★
Cause Y'ALL GAVE ME HUGS AND I LOVE HUGS!
That and I found a marathon of Max. XD
Aaaaaand my crush is still my best friend. He likes having me around. 😍😳😇
"Ross, I need your help on one of my Do Not Laugh jokes." Ashley says, poking her head into the office. (Hehehe. Thought I didn't have a channel, huh? *In real life I don't, sadly. 😛*)
"You're gonna do Do Not Laugh with us?" He asks, smiling a little.
"Yeah. Adam invited me to join y'all."
"I'll step out so you two can chat." I get up from the chair next to Ross' and walk out and go to my office to set up my joke.
Le Skip of All Skips
"Okay, you guys ready?" Adam asks.
"I'm set." I say.
"I'm ready when y'all are."
"Yep."
"Alright, I hit F6 in 3... 2... Hey, guys, Sky here, I joined by (YT/N), KenwaytheGamie, and ROOOOSSS, and today we are playing Do Not Laugh. And if you don't know what Do Not Laugh is, it's a pretty simple concept. Basically, someone stands in the center and someone has to make them laugh. If they make them laugh, they get a point. First person with 3 points win. Uh... What's our like goal?"
"32!" Ashley pipes up.
"Yeah, 32 likes and I promise you guys... Uh... Kenway will kiss Ross in a vlog."
"Says who?" Ross asks.
"Says the viewers." I say. (You guys asked. 32 votes will make it happen.)
"Hey, Ashley, you do realize you're in your baby skin right now, right?" Adam says with a diamond dagger in his character's hand.
"I am?" She goes silent for a second. "Crap! I am!"
We all laugh at her.
"Why do you even have it on?" Ross asks.
"I did a hide and seek with Aphmau earlier."
"Ooh."
"Okay. Ash, it's your first time on Do Not Laugh, right?"
"Yes it is."
"Then get your diaper in the center!"
She laughs and moves to the center.
"Who wants to make her laugh?"
We don't respond. I honestly don't have a joke for her.
"Alright I will." Adam switches through items in his inventory. "Just give me a sec."
With the power of editing, we can skip Adam's three hour long preparation!
"Oh my god Ashley!" Ross shrieks with a map in his hand. "I found it!"
"Found what?" She asks.
"The map! It leads us to the treasure!"
"Ooooooh!"
Oh god I know where this is going.
I follow the two around in a circle then Ross goes up to a really big stone thing. He breaks a few blocks, then makes a fake gasp. "We found it! Pastrami City!!"
Ashley busts out laughing.
The whole area was four shops and a ton of Pastrami bars everywhere.
"Well hello there, travelers!" Adam says out of nowhere. They both go up to booth he was in. He had some clothes on over his regular skin and there were some knickknacks in item frames. "Care for a souvenir?"
I definitely know where this is going.
"Sure! What do you have?"
"I have exact replicas of our Golden Pastrami!"
She moves her character's arm at one of the item frames. "Can I get that one, please?"
"Oh, we don't sell that one." Then he puts down four scales. "So how many scales can I put you down for?"
We all bust out in laughter and we all hear a thud from Ashley's recording station.
"Ash?' Ross asks. "You okay?"
There was some silence. "I'm good." She says after a while.
"What'd you do?" I ask.
"I fell out of my chair."
"Ooh."
Then we heard a hiccup.
"Who was that?" Adam asks.
"That's also *HIC* me." Ashley says.
"Wow. It's not Ash's day is it?" I say, scanning through my inventory to make sure I have all my props.
"No, it's not."
"Hashtag- PoorKenway."
"Let's not start a *HIC* hashtag about it." She says. Then she hiccups again.
"Ross, get her some water, man." Adam says.
There was no sound from Ross' station. I looked out my window to see Ross go rushing by with something in his hand.
*Skip cause it's like 1am 😴*
"Okay, Adam, I need you to follow me over here." I led him over to a large obsidian building with a glass roof.
Hey, I couldn't use bedrock. Alright?
"Now I'm gonna show you my mob farm."
"Mob farm?" He asks.
"Yes. I only have three mobs in here, but I've gotten a lot of research from them." I open the iron door and lead him through. "Okay, this first one is all Zombie Villagers."
'Why do you have Zombie Villagers?"
"Because I've been trying to find a way to turn them back to Villagers. Moving on."
I opened the next Iron Door and there were a ton of Creepers in a larger room that you could see through a looking glass.
"Oh, my god."
"Don't worry. They can't see us. We're out of block radius."
"What are they for?"
"Two reasons: One to see how they interact with each other, the other to see if there's a way to tame them."
"How's taming working?"
"Not all that great. I know they don't like Ocelots. Last room's right here."
I walk through and when Adam was next to me I look up at the glass ceiling. "Oh no."
"What?" He looks up. "Oh god."
"They're supposed to be in here. Not up there."
There was a ton of Ender Men moving around upside down on the ceiling. (Idk if that's possible just possible just roll with it.)
"What did you research them for?"
"These are test subjects for a new potion."
"What kind of potion?"
"A hair regrowth potion for bald people." I bite my lip.
He busts out laughing and so does everyone else, then I laugh along.
"That..." I hear Adam breathe in. "That was a good one."
"It wasn't even like a normal potion in Minecraft; it was some random one that doesn't exist." Ashley says.
"Holy crap. (Y/N)'s definitely getting a point for that."
I smile to myself.
So Imma go draw so I can sleeeeeeep
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