"How did you guys fucking do it?!" Haechan had barged into Jeno's house, as in like, actually used the human door thing instead of using his powers.

Don't ask, he got grounded for a week.

Jeno yelped and pulls away from Jaemin's lips, the elder trying to catch his own back before sighing when his lover turned his attention towards his demon friend.

"Can you atleast knock? I get you're not used to doing decent things without your powers, but we just talked about privacy three weeks ago." The blue haired boy deadpanned, trying his best to ignore Jaemin's lips on his neck.

Haechan scrunched his nose, "should've agreed on PDA too." He grimaced, before closing the door and running towards them to stand up in front of the couple who were previously spending their time by making out on the couch.

It's a goddamn Sunday, alright? Jeno was tired and Jaemin stayed the night. He wasn't in the mood to go out or watch a movie like they'd usually do, so why not canoodle with your boyfriend, am I right?

Jaemin was also not in the mood to go out, agreeing with Jeno on staying in to canoodle or whatever was what made his mood go up. He's a simp for Lee Jeno.

His mood was down when Joshua came up to him a few days ago to confess the truth, mumbling about:

"I'm going to be honest and please don't be mad at me, also don't tell the others that I told you. But, if you guys didn't found out about the test thing, the archangels would've took away some of your rewards for punching a guy and stuff."

"What the fuck?"

"Violence guidelines, I guess. Ten commandments, wait– you didn't kill the dude, right?" Joshua asked with worried eyes.

Jaemin scoffs, "I don't know, ask Ten." Realizing that the mentioned demon was literally not the best option for someone as kind and shy as Joshua Hong, he shakes his head.

"Nevermind, ask Satan instead." Resulting the elder to sigh in relief. "But I just punched him, I didn't kill him." He grumbled.

The elder hums and reaches his hand to ruffle his hair, "alright, don't fret because you wouldn't get your rewards taken away, anyway." He smiles reassuringly.

Well, it was going great and they were just chilling, not too horny thank you very much. Just some soft kisses, that eventually turned into a make out session, but still soft and not much groping (Jeno scolded Jaemin every time the boy tried to tease).

Until Haechan decided to just go here and ruin it.

"Yeah whatever, I need your help." Haechan said desperately, he was in his human form, meaning it looked more pathetic and funny for Jeno's point of view.

What? Jisung started the joke when Haechan had trimmed his horns before, commenting that he looked weak, and Haechan doesn't like being called weak by Park Jisung.

Biting back a laugh and also a squeak when Jaemin pulled him along as he leaned against the backrest of the couch. Wrapping his arms around the younger's waist tightly with a shit-eating grin.

"Why? What happened?" Jeno decided to ask and stop whatever him and his boyfriend were peacefully doing, pushing Jaemin's head away from his now bruised neck and ignores the elder's groan.

Haechan takes a deep breath before blurting out, "I think I like Jaemin's shit ass angel friend." Eyes wide and exhales deeply.

The mentioned boy blinked, "which one of those idiots caught your eye?" He asked, eyeing the tanned male who looked as stressed out as he was when he lost track of time and was late for his date with Jeno.

"That short one. Renjun." Haechan muttered as a reply.

The raven haired boy bursted out into laughter, snorting as he does so. "Jesus– your taste is shit, what the hell."

"Jeno has good taste, but I don't know how he got you." Haechan retorts back, which earned him two scowling faces.

"Either keep sulking then insult my boyfriend while at it, making me not help you at all, or be nice to him before I call my dad." Jeno threatened, eyes glinting with red.

Haechan pulled his hands up in the air in surrender, "alright, alright, I'll be nice." He repeats a few times and turns to Jaemin who was secretly grinning at him.

Curse that boy.

"Just please, help me, what do I do?"

"That's up to you, Channie." Jeno calmly replies, adjusting his position so he's sitting on Jaemin's lap sideways.

Haechan huffs and crosses his arms, "exactly, but give me tips. How did you guys do it?" He asked, hands moving around in panic.

The blue haired boy raised a brow, "confessed to each other and went on a date? like every person does." He stated the obvious.

Jaemin hums along with him in agreement, "you should know, you were there afterwards and found out, remember?" He recalls.

The tanned male scoffs at him before saying, "you guys aren't helping! What do I do? Am I going to die?" Pausing, he changes that part into, "wait no– is Hades going to collect my soul?"

"That's basically what he does..." Jeno points out in a mumble. "But why would you think that?"

With a whine, Haechan runs his fingers through his hair and clutches onto them. "Because I'm a demon, Renjun's an angel, I don't know but I think there's something going on with him and that Chenle kid. Holy shit, my brain hurts."

Jaemin listens to his rant and rolled his eyes afterwards, "there was something going on between them, but we all know that what they have, are just tiny crushes for each other, but wouldn't actually date."

"Why's that?"

"Beats me, they confessed that their 'so–called feelings' don't develop everyday like what they've heard, and now what they've seen of my relationship with Jeno." Jaemin shrugs.

"So are you saying I have a chance with him?" Haechan asked, hope in his eyes as he looks at Jaemin.

The raven haired boy scrunched his face, "how the fuck would I know? I'm not a fortune teller or whatever." He sneered.

His words made Haechan's face fall and sigh again, before he started ranting and whining about his love crisis or whatever.

Jeno had just gotten enough of his friend acting like this, especially on a Sunday where he was supposed to be just chilling with his boyfriend before they got disturbed quite rudely.

Rolling his eyes, he snaps his fingers as a bright light appears in the corner of the room, the newcomer not realizing who was in the same room with him and quite coincidentally, he was about to go here too.

"Jaemin! I think I like Jeno's dumb friend!"

Snorting, Jaemin yelps when Jeno smacks his chest to stop. He cleared his throat and bites back another upcoming laugh, "look who's here."

Turning to face the other person who he didn't see when he just teleported here thanks to Jeno, he squeaks. "Oh shit."

"Well, you two have fun somewhere else, go away now." Jeno smiles mockingly before snapping his fingers again, this time teleporting both boys to another place.

Don't worry, they're totally not in a locked up room or whatever. Pfft, nooo... Jeno's not cruel...

Jaemin grins at him dreamily and pecks his temple, "gosh, I love you, my sneaky boy."

Jeno giggles at him and nuzzles into his neck, "love you too." He smiles in content, both of them just sat there relaxing and not minding about their two locked up– I mean, not locked up friends somewhere.