Winter's Death (J.W.)

Me:For the record I was not under any sort of influence when I wrote this! This is just pure insanity.

Kapok:*Knitting a sweater with six arms*

Kapok:A big thanks to @SnowyHeart171 for this suggestion.

Jellyfish:*Doing the macarena while wearing a cowboy hat*

Meteorshower:What in the three moons are you doing?

Spiral:*Wearing a lampshade while break dancing* Our intros needed more spice!

Meteorshower:Did someone poison your estrogen?

Kapok:At least I'm not wearing a sock on my head.

Meteorshower:No one here is wearing anything close to what you just described!

*Players appear*

Kinkajou:Hi!

Umber:For once I actually need her positivity.

Turtle:Preach!

Moon:No peach!

Turtle:What?

Moon:Exactly.

Winter:Something is seriously wrong with the hosts. Like more so than usual.

Carnelian:I think that we're just ignoring that fact right now.

Qibli:At least they're not wearing socks on their heads.

Meteorshower:Is that supposed to be an insult or something? I don't understand why you guys thinks that's a valid thing to say!

Spiral:I'm blind, I can't hear!

Kapok:Anyways Winter and Kinkajou get to spend an entire day in a closet with sugar.

Winter:..........No.

Qibli:YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Winter:Stop yelling!

Spiral:*Throws the rainbow dragon and the ice cold organism into a closet*

*Meanwhile*

Kinkajou:Sugar! *Just kind of inhales ten boxes of donuts*

Winter:I don't think anything surprises me anymore.

Kinkajou:*Makes a snowman out of marshmallows* *Eats said creation*

Winter:What was the point of making that if you were just going to eat it?

Kinkajou:Playing with your food is always more fun!

*Meanwhile*

Qibli:With Winter gone it would appear that I'm the only other candidate left Moon.

Moon:You guys do realize that there's a ton of other male dragons right? No one ever seems to acknowledge that any other men exist outside of any love triangle.

Qibli:Ouch.

Umber:You'll always have me!

Jellyfish:I'll get the popcorn!

Spiral:You took longer than usual to say that.

Jellyfish:Sorry I forgot.

*Meanwhile*

Kinkajou:*Drinking Coke and Pepsi like the savage she is*

Winter:Us Icewings don't indulge is such unhealthy drinks. We only drink Diet Coke, because it's much more sophisticated.

Kinkajou:*Pauses to look at Winter* I don't care.

Winter:*Dies of hurt feelings*

*Meanwhile*

Kapok:Time's up!

Meteorshower:*Opens closet*

Winter:*Is stuffed full of candy as his corpse hangs from the ceiling*

Kinkajou:*Hitting the dragon pinata*

Everyone:....................

Kapok:Me next!


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