Winter's Death (J.W.)
Me:For the record I was not under any sort of influence when I wrote this! This is just pure insanity.
Kapok:*Knitting a sweater with six arms*
Kapok:A big thanks to @SnowyHeart171 for this suggestion.
Jellyfish:*Doing the macarena while wearing a cowboy hat*
Meteorshower:What in the three moons are you doing?
Spiral:*Wearing a lampshade while break dancing* Our intros needed more spice!
Meteorshower:Did someone poison your estrogen?
Kapok:At least I'm not wearing a sock on my head.
Meteorshower:No one here is wearing anything close to what you just described!
*Players appear*
Kinkajou:Hi!
Umber:For once I actually need her positivity.
Turtle:Preach!
Moon:No peach!
Turtle:What?
Moon:Exactly.
Winter:Something is seriously wrong with the hosts. Like more so than usual.
Carnelian:I think that we're just ignoring that fact right now.
Qibli:At least they're not wearing socks on their heads.
Meteorshower:Is that supposed to be an insult or something? I don't understand why you guys thinks that's a valid thing to say!
Spiral:I'm blind, I can't hear!
Kapok:Anyways Winter and Kinkajou get to spend an entire day in a closet with sugar.
Winter:..........No.
Qibli:YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Winter:Stop yelling!
Spiral:*Throws the rainbow dragon and the ice cold organism into a closet*
*Meanwhile*
Kinkajou:Sugar! *Just kind of inhales ten boxes of donuts*
Winter:I don't think anything surprises me anymore.
Kinkajou:*Makes a snowman out of marshmallows* *Eats said creation*
Winter:What was the point of making that if you were just going to eat it?
Kinkajou:Playing with your food is always more fun!
*Meanwhile*
Qibli:With Winter gone it would appear that I'm the only other candidate left Moon.
Moon:You guys do realize that there's a ton of other male dragons right? No one ever seems to acknowledge that any other men exist outside of any love triangle.
Qibli:Ouch.
Umber:You'll always have me!
Jellyfish:I'll get the popcorn!
Spiral:You took longer than usual to say that.
Jellyfish:Sorry I forgot.
*Meanwhile*
Kinkajou:*Drinking Coke and Pepsi like the savage she is*
Winter:Us Icewings don't indulge is such unhealthy drinks. We only drink Diet Coke, because it's much more sophisticated.
Kinkajou:*Pauses to look at Winter* I don't care.
Winter:*Dies of hurt feelings*
*Meanwhile*
Kapok:Time's up!
Meteorshower:*Opens closet*
Winter:*Is stuffed full of candy as his corpse hangs from the ceiling*
Kinkajou:*Hitting the dragon pinata*
Everyone:....................
Kapok:Me next!
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