Winter Asks a Confusing Question Part Two (D.O.D.)

Kapok:Hello humans, dragons, and dandelions. This suggestion would not have been possible without DragonsnNinjas obviously.

Meteorshower:You forgot to say hello to all of the carnivorous plants in North and South Carolina that generally live for about twenty years.

Jellyfish:What?

Meteorshower:The Dionaea muscipula obviously.

Jellyfish:What?

Meteorshower:The Venus Flytrap. Duh!

Spiral:*Slaps Meteorshower* You could have just said that.

*Players appear*

Sunny:Hey Venus Flytraps!

Meteorshower:MOM?

Sunny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Like I'd marry Starflight.

Starflight:*Dies inside* Yeah that's funny. *Internally crying*

Glory:Is this about the suggestion that hasn't been updated in over half a month?

Tsunami:Do I dare say that we will finally work on it?

Me:Okay we're in one of those moods today. For your information I've been busy. Soccer season has started up and I'm preparing to take my exams. That and pure laziness.

Kapok:Well that happened. *Pulls out a top hat* In here we have put all of your biggest fears. When we draw them out you have to decide whether you want to face them or die.

Glory:What about Winter's question?

Kapok:WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN IN THIS AREA! HE IS A LONELY DRAGON WHO TAKES PRIDE IN RUINING MY FUN AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MENTION OF HIS NAME! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

Clay:Yes ma'am.

Spiral:Alright then. The first name is Sunny. You said that your biggest fear is marrying Starflight. Would you like to do that or die?

Sunny:Die.

Starflight:*Withering like an unwatered plant*

Kapok:Cool. We'll wait to kill you until everyone has made their choice.

Jellyfish:The second person is Clay. You said that your biggest fear is not being able to eat anything. Would you like to do that or die?

Clay:Are there chickens wherever I'll go if I die?

Kapok:Yes.

Clay:Cool. See ya.

Meteorshower:The third name is Glory. Your biggest fear is the Nightwings and Rainwings waging war on each other. That or death?

Glory:Well I need some excitement in my life. War it is.

Kapok:I'm so proud of you. I knew we were related. 

Kapok:The fourth person is Tsunami. You said that your biggest fear is and I quote "Kissing Whirlpool because he's icky and stuff, but IDK really I'm a princess, so like ya know I'm not scared of anything and stuff.". 

Meteorshower:That is easily one of the most poetic things I have ever read.

Kapok:That or death?

Tsunami:I will make out with that vile creature simply because I can't let Glory think that she's tougher than me.

Spiral:The final name is Starflight. You said that your biggest fear is never being read another scroll. That or death?

Starflight:Never being read another scroll.

Entire World:Really?

Starflight:I've taken up the art of writing depressing poetry anyways.

Kapok:Neat. You have fun with that.

Sunny:*Dies*

Clay:*Dies*

Tsunami:*Makes out with what's left of Whirlpool at this point*

Glory:*Watching a Rainwing and Nightwing fight*

Starflight:Oh love,

I thought I stood above,

Your beautiful eyes

Your carefully strung lies,

Now all I do is sit in the dark,

Wishing that between you and I there was a spark,

When will my heart heal?

Kapok:I've never wished that someone chose death more than I do right now.



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