Tsunami is going to kill everyone (D.O.D.)

Jellyfish:What do you want to do today?

Kapok:Kill someone.

Spiral:*Squirts water gun at Kapok* No. Bad Kapok.

Meteorshower:...........

Meteorshower:I don't want to know.

*D.O.D. appears*

*Spiral is still shooting water at Kapok* *Kapok grabs water gun and accidentally shoots Glory*

Kapok:I'm dead.

Jellyfish:Yup.

Meteroshower:It was nice knowing you.

Spiral:R.I.P. Kapok.

*Glory standing there, soaked*

*Everyone else is shocked*

Kapok:*laughs nervously* Sorry Mom.

Glory:Why did you call me Mom?

Meteorshower:The words Mom and Dad are what people use to address or talk about their parents. People also use other words though like Mother, Father, Mama, and Papa. I can keep on going if you want.

Spiral:We are not doing this again.

Jellyfish:Kapok.

Kapok:On it. *Comes up behind Meteorshower holding a baseball bat* *Hits Meteorshower over the head, knocking him out*

D.O.D.:................

Clay:She really is your child.

Glory:If that's true then who are the rest of them?

Jellyfish:I'm Tsunami and Riptide's child.

Spiral:I'm Clay and Peril's child.

Kapok:I'm Glory and Deathbringer's child.

Meteorshower:*wakes up* I'm Starflight and Fatespeaker's child.

Fatespeaker:Yessssss!!!!!!!!!!

Kapok:We traveled back in time to torture you guys.

Peril:What?

*Everyone is transported to a field with a bunch of different sports equipment on it*

Meteorshower:Rules are simple. Have fun!

Tsunami:*Picks up baseball bat* *Swings baseball bat and accidentally hits Riptide*

Kapok:One person down. Eight to go.

Deathbringer:*Accidentally kicks soccer ball at Sunny*

Starflight:How dare you! *Deathbringer throws a football at him*

Glory:How is that even deadly?

Fatespeaker:Nooooooo!!!! *Attacks Deathbringer*

Glory:Don't you dare! *Hits Fatespeaker with a croquet mallet*

Deathbringer:You really do care about me.

Glory:*Hits Deathbringer with a croquet mallet* 

Peril:*Accidentally throws a flaming football at Glory*

Spiral:Six down three to go.

Tsunami:*Throwing pool balls at Clay from behind the pool table*

Jellyfish:It's down to Peril and Tsunami.

Peril:*Starts throwing burning baseballs at Tsunami* No one hurts my Clay bear!

Tsunami:*Dives into the water*

Peril:*Dives after Tsunami*

Peril:*Drowns*

Tsunami:*Randomly starts figure skating*

Jellyfish:Tsunami wins!

Tsunami:What?

Hosts:*Slowly back away*



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