Secret Santa Can be Dangerous

Kapok:Merry Christmas!

Spiral:Happy Hanukkah!

Meteorshower:Happy winter solstice!

Jellyfish:Happy Kwanzaa!

Swallowtail:Happy New Year!

Nightberry:Happy day!

Me:Happy whatever holiday you celebrate and stuff. I myself celebrate Christmas, because Jesus! Anyways I don't care what you celebrate or what religion you are,my best friend's a different religion, so hi best friend who I will not name, but knows that I'm talking about her.

Kapok:Now that weird writer girl had rambled on and probably lost all of your attention we're doing Secret Santa!

Swallowtail:I'm back!

Nightberry:Me too!

Jellyfish:Have you two even met each other?

Nightberry:We met at Thanksgiving when Kapok got mad at us for eating all the pie and tried to turn us into a keboab.

Kapok:Nothing says holidays like death and bringing people together.

Spiral:Anyways we've all drawn names from a hat previously and weird writer girl actually drew the names in real life, because she's not the creative.

Me:Hey!

Meteorshower:If you guys don't know what S.S. is, it's when everyone draws a name from a hat and has to get the person that they drew a present. You can't tell anyone else who you have until you give out the gifts. Once one person gives someone their present the receiver of the gift gives the next person their present. It's super fun.

Swallowtail:*Holding mistletoe above his head* Oh Kapok!

Kapok:NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*

Swallowtail:*Chases after her*

Jellyfish:Since they're busy sorting that out I guess I'll go first. I got Nightberry.

Nightberry:*Opens a pretty blue box* *Pulls out a container of assorted berries* Aww thanks! This is the best!

Jellyfish:No problem!

Nightberry:I had Meteorshower.

Meteorshower:*Unwraps a new book aerodynamics* Thank you so much! I can't wait to read it!

*Kapok and Swallowtail run by, both of them screaming*

Meteorshower:I'm ignoring that. I had Spiral.

Spiral:*Pulls out a pretty red and orange necklace* Aww thank you! You're the best boyfriend ever!

Meteorshower:*Blushing* I know.

Spiral:I had Kapok.

Kapok:*Stops running around the room* Yes! I was worried Swallowtail had me!

Spiral:You're not in the clear yet.

Kapok:*Tears open a box* *Pulls out numerous pictures of Swallowtail and herself* SPIRAL!

Spiral:*Laughing as she runs away*

Kapok:*Chasing after her* I had Swallowtail!

Swallowtail:You shouldn't have!

Kapok:I didn't want to.

Swallowtail:*Opens up a box* *Deathbringer pops out*

Deathbringer:I was hired for an assassin job.

Swallowtail:.........

Swallowtail:No thank you. *Closes the box* I had Jellyfish.

Jellyfish:*Unwraps a snow globe with a snowman made out of sand* This is awesome! *Starts shaking it viciously*

Kapok:Now I have to kill two people myself!


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