Oh No Winter! (J.W.)
Kapok:Thank you CosmicKestrel for the absolutely fabulous idea. Torture is a dish best served cold.
Meteorshower:What does that have to do with anything?
Kapok:Shh! I sounded cool.
Spiral:No it didn't.
Jellyfish:Seriously though, why do people seem to love reading stories about crazy dragonets torturing their parents?
Spiral:No idea. I just go with it.
*Players and Prince Cliff appear*
Prince Cliff:Hi guys! Did you know that I met Peril? Then I ran away from her!
Kinkajou:Hi, I'm Kinkajou!
Winter:Here we go again.
Carnelian:*Bows* Prince Cliff! It is an honor to make your acquaintance. I'm excited for the day I will be a soldier to the Sky Kingdom.
Prince Cliff:Do you want to hear a song?
Turtle:I don't know if we have time for that.
Umber:Not really.
Winter:Nope. I don't understand how anyone would ever find this dragonet cute.
Kinkajou:He's so tiny though! Just look at him.
Moon:Aww! He's so cute!
Qibli:*Tripping over Winter to get to Moon and Prince Cliff* He's adorable! You should be ashamed Winter!
Winter:*Tripping over Qibli to get to Moon and Prince Cliff* I meant to say that he's just simply adorable. You were the one who said he was ugly.
Kapok:ANYWAYS! Winter gets to spend a day locked in a closet with Kinkajou and Prince Cliff for a day. Soda, sugar, and secret cameras will be provided.
Meteorshower:After some issues we have to let the three of you know, we still don't offer life insurance and we can not be held responsible for any death that may occur.
Qibli:Don't they need to like sign something for that?
Meteorshower:Details details.
Spiral:On with the torture.
Jellyfish:I've got the popcorn.
Kapok:*Throws Kinkajou and Prince Cliff into the closet*
Winter:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Tries to run away*
Kapok:*Grabs Winter and throws him in the closet*
Everyone else:*Sitting on a couch eating popcorn*
*Meanwhile*
*A blond haired Viking with blue eyes and bangs in her face kisses a scrawny and socially awkward Viking with brown hair*
Me:Sorry! Wrong closet. Hiccstrid! You two were made for each other!
*Meanwhile*
Kinkajou:*Opens up entire bag of sugar*
Winter:*Holding Prince Cliff upside down by one foot* Kinkajou don't you dare!
Kinkajou:*Eats entire bag of sugar*
Winter:Why me? Someone let me out or I'll make a mask out of your face!
Kinkajou:And shove glitter up their noses! Oh look a butterfly! It flew away.
Prince Cliff:There's no butterfly in here though.
Winter:She hallucinating!
Kinkajou:*Sitting on top of a pile of marshmallows* As your Queen I demand that you pay your respects! Prince Cliff sit on this throne next to me.
Prince Cliff:*Sits on a slightly smaller pile of pixie sticks* Yeah! Pay your respects Winter!
Winter:Nope. *Tries to open door* Someone let me out!
Kinkajou:Sparkles you shall never escape me! *Laughs like a crazy person*
Winter:Someone help me!
*Meanwhile*
Jellyfish:It's been twenty-four hours. Don't you think we should let them out now?
Meteorshower:Dealing with an angry Winter is not something I wish to experience.
Spiral:It'll be funny though.
Kapok:Spiral's right. I'll go let them out. *Opens closet door*
Winter:*Hanging upside down by his tail with a licorice rope*
Prince Cliff:*Singing and sprinkling glitter over Winter*
Kinkajou:*Still sitting on her throne with a crown made out of chocolate chips and laughing like a crazy person*
Kapok:*Shuts door*
Winter:*Screams*
Kapok:I think it's best that we wait longer before letting them out.
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