Never Go on Blind Dates Part Four (J.W.)
Kapok:Thank you to Jexy777 because you had the idea for this madness.
Jellyfish:There's a picture up on top!
Meteorshower:Fan art?
Kapok:It's murderous Moonwatcher with Umber's head! Thank you a thousand times BlueMoonMagic2006 for this!
Spiral:Is everything really that violent around here?
Kapok:Most definitely.
Jellyfish:This is the epic conclusion to our four part special so prepare yourselves for a lot of craziness.
Spiral:Let's do this! We all know who's turn it is.
Meteorshower:Unfortunately Kapok has taken things to the extreme in her enthusiasm.
Spiral:To think that these were only supposed to be simple dates with dragons who weren't meant for each other.
Jellyfish:We kind of took that idea, smashed it against the wall, and then used it with a few twists.
*Players appear*
Kinkajou:Hi!
Carnelian:Do we have to do this? I think that we should just stay here and send someone else in.
Kinkajou:We get food though on the date.
Carnelian:We also get killed. Food isn't worth that.
Spiral:Yes it is.
Meteorshower:Things went a little bit off topic with a certain one of us.
Kapok:*Sounding a war horn* Carnelian and Kinkajou you guys will be sent off to the top of the grassy hill!
Jellyfish:As always a picnic will be provided.
Kapok:*Now wearing a Viking costume and at the top of a battlement* Be brave small dragons.
Carnelian:What is wrong with her?
Kinkajou:It worries me.
Meteorshower:Just save yourselves from this doom and jump straight into the next.
Spiral:The secret cameras are ready to go.
Jellyfish:I've got the popcorn!
*Carnelian and Kinkajou are teleported to the top of the grassy hill*
Kinkajou:I'm eating the pie while I still can.
Carnelian:Alright, but only if I get the ham.
Kinkajou:I don't eat meat so sure.
Carnelian:I know.
*Meanwhile*
Spiral:I hope that this gets exciting soon.
Jellyfish:We have a Viking running around screaming about war. Is that not enough chaos for you?
Spiral:I guess not.
Meteorshower:Something should happen soon though.
Kapok:War! All troops to the North side!
Meteorshower:She's delirious.
*Meanwhile*
Carnelian:I see black scales over there! *Points to a bush at the bottom of the hill*
Kinkajou:She's my best friend! We can't hurt her!
Carnelian:She murdered your boyfriend and the rest of your friends.
Kinkajou:..................
Kinkajou:Oh yeah.
Moon:*Standing behind them* Pretty pretty little things.
Kinkajou:Ew! She still had Umber's head!
Carnelian:She's holding Qibli's tail!
Moon:Look at Turtle's feet! *Pulls Turtle's feet out of a pouch*
Kinkajou:Moon! It's me! Your best friend!
Moon:Well you're about to get killed!
Carnelian:Kinkajou do you remember the game we played when you guys had to call me Friendly?
Kinkajou:*Stuffing fires into her face before Moon kills them* Yeah?
Carnelian:You said that we should play it again?
Kinkajou:Yup I remember that.
Carnelian:Well now we get to play it again.
Kinkajou:Yay! *Hops on Carnelian's tail*
Carnelian:*Spins in a circle*
Kinkajou:*Smacks Moon in the face as she spins around*
Moon:*Gets knocked down and gets right back up*
Carnelian:*Spinning in a circle*
Kinkajou:*Smacking Moon in the face repeatedly*
Moon:*Getting smacked in the face repeatedly*
Kinkajou:*Karate chops Moon like the ninja she isn't*
Moon:*Blows up like a balloon before bursting*
Carnelian:What did you do?
Kinkajou:I don't know but we did it!
*Meanwhile*
Jellyfish:That!
Spiral:Was!
Meteorshower:Awesome!
Kapok:We have defeated the evil one.
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