Never Go on Blind Dates Part Four (J.W.)

Kapok:Thank you to Jexy777 because you had the idea for this madness.

Jellyfish:There's a picture up on top!

Meteorshower:Fan art?

Kapok:It's murderous Moonwatcher with Umber's head! Thank you a thousand times BlueMoonMagic2006 for this!

Spiral:Is everything really that violent around here?

Kapok:Most definitely.

Jellyfish:This is the epic conclusion to our four part special so prepare yourselves for a lot of craziness.

Spiral:Let's do this! We all know who's turn it is.

Meteorshower:Unfortunately Kapok has taken things to the extreme in her enthusiasm.

Spiral:To think that these were only supposed to be simple dates with dragons who weren't meant for each other.

Jellyfish:We kind of took that idea, smashed it against the wall, and then used it with a few twists.

*Players appear*

Kinkajou:Hi!

Carnelian:Do we have to do this? I think that we should just stay here and send someone else in.

Kinkajou:We get food though on the date.

Carnelian:We also get killed. Food isn't worth that.

Spiral:Yes it is.

Meteorshower:Things went a little bit off topic with a certain one of us.

Kapok:*Sounding a war horn* Carnelian and Kinkajou you guys will be sent off to the top of the grassy hill!

Jellyfish:As always a picnic will be provided.

Kapok:*Now wearing a Viking costume and at the top of a battlement* Be brave small dragons.

Carnelian:What is wrong with her?

Kinkajou:It worries me.

Meteorshower:Just save yourselves from this doom and jump straight into the next.

Spiral:The secret cameras are ready to go.

Jellyfish:I've got the popcorn!

*Carnelian and Kinkajou are teleported to the top of the grassy hill*

Kinkajou:I'm eating the pie while I still can.

Carnelian:Alright, but only if I get the ham.

Kinkajou:I don't eat meat so sure.

Carnelian:I know.

*Meanwhile*

Spiral:I hope that this gets exciting soon.

Jellyfish:We have a Viking running around screaming about war. Is that not enough chaos for you?

Spiral:I guess not.

Meteorshower:Something should happen soon though.

Kapok:War! All troops to the North side!

Meteorshower:She's delirious.

*Meanwhile*

Carnelian:I see black scales over there! *Points to a bush at the bottom of the hill*

Kinkajou:She's my best friend! We can't hurt her!

Carnelian:She murdered your boyfriend and the rest of your friends.

Kinkajou:..................

Kinkajou:Oh yeah.

Moon:*Standing behind them* Pretty pretty little things.

Kinkajou:Ew! She still had Umber's head!

Carnelian:She's holding Qibli's tail!

Moon:Look at Turtle's feet! *Pulls Turtle's feet out of a pouch*

Kinkajou:Moon! It's me! Your best friend!

Moon:Well you're about to get killed!

Carnelian:Kinkajou do you remember the game we played when you guys had to call me Friendly?

Kinkajou:*Stuffing fires into her face before Moon kills them* Yeah?

Carnelian:You said that we should play it again?

Kinkajou:Yup I remember that.

Carnelian:Well now we get to play it again.

Kinkajou:Yay! *Hops on Carnelian's tail*

Carnelian:*Spins in a circle*

Kinkajou:*Smacks Moon in the face as she spins around*

Moon:*Gets knocked down and gets right back up*

Carnelian:*Spinning in a circle*

Kinkajou:*Smacking Moon in the face repeatedly*

Moon:*Getting smacked in the face repeatedly*

Kinkajou:*Karate chops Moon like the ninja she isn't*

Moon:*Blows up like a balloon before bursting*

Carnelian:What did you do?

Kinkajou:I don't know but we did it!

*Meanwhile*

Jellyfish:That!

Spiral:Was!

Meteorshower:Awesome!

Kapok:We have defeated the evil one.

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