Never Go on Blind Dates (J.W.)
Kapok:Thank you Jexy777 for the J.W. will learn to never go on blind dates now.
Meteorshower:We apologize for not updating yesterday.
Spiral:It was not our fault, really.
Jellyfish:It wasn't in the slightest.
Me:It was my fault, I'm sorry. I do have a reason though, but it's pathetic. This is completely real though.
Kapok:Hi crazy writer girl!
Me:Anyways, as I was saying. Basically I face palmed so hard reading the first chapter of this, that I bruised my nose and spent the day online talking to CosmicKestrel while drowning in self-pity for myself.
Spiral:That is pathetic. For once you were right!
Me:Once again my own OCs are attacking me!
Meteorshower:That's sad.
*J.W. plus Peril appears*
Kinkajou:Hi!
Umber:I'm worried.
Carnelian:My name's back to normal!
Turtle:That was kind of fun though last time.
Carnelian:I can still kill you. Just remember that.
Moon:I really don't want to get killed today.
Qibli:Dying today was not at the top of my list either.
Peril:I haven't been here in a while. I kind of liked not worrying about dying.
Winter:I would happily switch places with you.
Peril:No way.
Jellyfish:Before this turns into a huge argument we should let you guys know about what we're doing.
Meteorshower:That sounds like a good idea.
Kapok:This is more for the readers, but this will be broken down into a date per chapter, which will be four chapters total, just so that everyone can watch people suffer in more detail.
Spiral:You guys will all have a prepared picnic ready and waiting.
Kapok:You guys all get to go on a date with someone that is most defiantly not meant for you. Crazy writer girl is drawing these names from a hat. The actually pairs came with the suggestion though.
Meteorshower:We have Peril and Winter.
Winter:NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril:No!
Jellyfish:Qibli and Turtle.
Qibli:Could be fun. I don't like you in that way though.
Turtle:Same here.
Spiral:Umber and Moon.
Moon:Alright then.
Umber:Cool I guess.
Kapok:Then we have Kinkajou and Carnelian.
Kinkajou:This is going to be fun.
Carnelian:No it will not be.
Kapok:The first date will be Umber and Moon!
Spiral:All hail the secret cameras!
*Umber and Moon are teleported to a grassy hill*
Moon:If you squirt pudding in my face or throw bread at me I will kill you.
Umber:I would never.
Umber:*Doing his best impression of Winter* Say I'm a very important Icewing you should be honored that I even threw a measly loaf of bread at you.
Moon:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We need to hang out more often.
Umber:The only one who ever stole my heart was Qibli though.
Umber and Moon:*Dreamily sigh*
Moon:He's just perfect.
Umber:He's really smart.
Moon:He's also really brave.
*Meanwhile*
Jellyfish:I got the popcorn!
Winter:They're making fun of me!
Qibli:They're obsessing over me!
Winter:Worst!
Qibli:Best!
Winter and Qibli:Day! Ever!
Turtle:At least they're having fun.
Kapok:We'll just leave them out there and let them find their own way back.
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